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“It’s completely frozen…”

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Frozen Gif/Screencap Meme: [7/10 scenes] ↳Meeting Olaf

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       starter call. but definitely going to be selective.

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Hans Westergård & Kristoff Bjorgman

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HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER SENTENCE MEME

“Well, what the fuck did you think would happen? They give you the Pulitzer for being a fucking psychopath?”

“You can’t use my room for anonymous sex. I’m kind of a neat freak that way.”

“My shrink told me I was crazy! Well, who’s the narcissist with severe attachment disorder now?”

“Whenever I’m sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.”

“The best I can give you is a fake smile and dead eyes.”

“You’re like God. There’s no one hotter than God.”

“If I catch you even so much as breathing the same air as her I will take those peanuts you’re trying to pass off as testicles and I will squeeze them so hard that your eyes pop out and then I’ll feed them to you like grapes.”

“Not awkward, guys. Not awkward if we don’t let it be awkward.”

“If I can talk a stripper into paying me for a lap dance, I can talk my way out of a speeding ticket.”

“When will you learn that the only difference between my life and a porno is my life has better lighting?”

“Ugh! You are worse than my shrink. ‘We have to talk about your father,’ or ‘I’m not going to teach you how to hypnotize people, you’ll only use it for evil,’ or ‘I’m not going to conduct a couples session between you and this woman, she’s obviously a prostitute.’ I don’t need this!”

“I’m sorry, I don’t speak ‘I never get laid’.”

“I feel like I’ve done so much good I have a soul boner.”

“It is a lifestyle blog for the upscale, sophisticated urban gentleman, and it’s never gonna take off if I can’t post today’s boner joke.”

“The first time I rode in a limo I was five. I was on the way to my grandfather’s funeral. I suppose, in a way, I still am.”

“Your ego’s writing checks your body can’t cash.”

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❝ Ice?❞

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❁ So Show Me Family ❁

Well here it is! My Bjorgman family, daddy!Kristoff baby-wearing, dream come true commission from the amazingly talented comickergirl. Enjoy :)

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Black Anna + perhaps middle east Kristoff?

Apparently I missed all my geography and history classes

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I’m in love with these two

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I don’t take people places.

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I heard what you said. I’m not the silly romantic you think. I don’t want the heavens or the shooting stars. I don’t want gemstones or gold. I have those things already. I want…a steady hand. A kind soul. I want to fall asleep, and wake, knowing my heart is safe. I want to love, and be loved.

Shana Abe (via dieerstetraumer)

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              ‘ I suppose. ‘

   for his first time leaving arendelle for a foreign port, he wasn’t COMPLETELY    failing. at least, he didn’t think  he was. he’d leave that judgement up to the    queen, however. still he was eternally  GRATEFUL t hat eric was,  as he had    overheard,  a  very  forgiving ruler by any standard of those he’d met  in  his    short                                 time                            as                               prince.

          ‘ but you,   like elsa & anna, you were    BORN     for this stuff,                raised to understand it. I  –––––– I’m just some mountain kid. ‘

                                               & SEAVOICED.

    AND SO ANNA HAS CHOSEN HER PRINCE; BY THE POWER VESTED BY HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS, KRISTOFF IS THUS, PRINCE OF THE ARENDELLE KINGDOM OF NORWAY. And so his nieces would confess, or the golden in particular– of the blond’s lack of fine polishing (though His Excellency did not care much for formality, nonetheless). He relishes in the moment, for HE IS BLITHE BEYOND COMPARISON (and indeed, that joy translates to such common good).

“It is of exceptionally little consequence –   that is, none at all. Everything is new before   it becomes the norm.”

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                    he stands to greet her,   guitar strap swung over his  shoulder                     messily. she’s  BEAUTIFUL,   and he can already see it. well,                     he can see HER, dazzling an audience in only simple clothes                     and a power-sanded piano. but him?  he was even sure why                     he had the job.   he could play,     but he   HARDLY   had the                     charisma,         the  natural  talent  he  was  sure  he  needed.  

                            ‘ I’m Christopher,  you must be, um ––––– anna.                               I’m your ‘GUY’ so to speak,  I mean, I suppose. ‘

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Imagine your OTP has a young child and one night, said child asks how Person A and Person B met. Cue dramatic reenactment of their first meeting from Person A and Person B. Bonus if their kid can’t stop giggling at how silly their parents are.