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mourning-at-night · 32 minutes
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why did i try weed omg ima die i feel like a a dvd player
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mourning-at-night · 1 hour
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shhh dont disturb them they're sharing mana after a tough day
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mourning-at-night · 1 hour
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does anyone else feel like they need to call someone but they never know who to call or is it just me and that dude from catcher in the rye
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mourning-at-night · 6 hours
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In the club reading poetryfoundation.com
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mourning-at-night · 8 hours
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god made molluscs and then everything else was an accident
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mourning-at-night · 8 hours
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they should go on a fishing trip pt.1
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mourning-at-night · 12 hours
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I think girls should be allowed to maul anyone they want.
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mourning-at-night · 12 hours
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somehow the poor cops who we were told are simply too understaffed and underpaid because of Woke to deal with 'rampant rising crime' have found the strength to beat the shit out of college students across the whole country for peacefully saying "divest from the country killing innocent palestinians in the tens of thousands"
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mourning-at-night · 13 hours
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projecting on characters is awesome [recognizes myself through the other] what the fuck is this shit
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mourning-at-night · 13 hours
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dungeon meshi but they try to solve problems the dnd way (marcille is shooting her shot)
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mourning-at-night · 13 hours
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kitten i have to be honest your misunderstanding of what 'death of the author' actually means is getting embarassing and mommy would prefer if you posted less or maybe attended some classes on literary analysis
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mourning-at-night · 13 hours
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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby
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mourning-at-night · 14 hours
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Good evening
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god i really thought you people were lying about laios and kabru just for the sake of pretending like there is a gay little thing going on when its questionably textual at best but this shit is for real fascinating. unprecedented. master manipulator kabru playing both sides operating behind six layers of sublimated yaoi to obsessively plot laios' downfall. and on the other side of the coin notable Grade A Grass-Fed Freak laios touden experiencing a completely normal crush on the first pretty man to demonstrate polite interest in his passions and hobbies. i can only imagine laios is gonna be out here milking minotaurs like 'hm. if kabru was here now...i wonder if he would enjoy this too..... that would be nice (:' whilst kabru is pacing a deep furrow in the cobblestones clear on the other side of the dungeon vowing up and down that he will commit to sucking laios' dick meat clean off the bone if it might bring him one step closer to seeing his head on a pike
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hired a galapagos finch at my burger joint and after 2 generations it evolved to take peoples orders
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its so fucked up when kabru takes off his armour and he's literally in tan slacks, brown belt and a turtle neck. this motherfucker rocked up to the dungeon in business casual and you wonder why he's getting his gay ass killed every level
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Casting a spell on you that makes you happy, by the way. Your day tomorrow will be pretty good. Something nice will happen, maybe.
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