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inaturalist is just the large-scale version of showing your friends a cool bug you found on the sidewalk

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Nobody throws shade like a biologist with burning hatred for invasive plants

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my snails #mysnails

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She did a pathetic jump onto my lap then gave up completely

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Happy Snail Snack Saturday!

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bi slut pigeon

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>You see a strange creature dart under your car.

>CHECK UNDER CAR.

>You have discovered COTURNIX QUAIL CHICK.

>Side quest "WHY DID THE QUAIL CROSS THE ROAD" available.

>WHY DID THE QUAIL CROSS THE ROAD: Ask your next door neighbor about the COTURNIX QUAIL CHICK.

>NEIGHBOR: I haven't seen that before. Though I hear THE FARMER ACROSS THE WAY caught a strange bird on his property last week.

>WHY DID THE QUAIL CROSS THE ROAD: Ask THE FARMER ACROSS THE WAY about the COTURNIX QUAIL CHICK.

>THE FARMER ACROSS THE WAY: We don't keep birds. But you might want to ask THE FARMER DOWN THE ROAD. He has lots of birds.

>THE FARMER ACROSS THE WAY gave you two SWEET CORN and one CUCUMBER.

>WHY DID THE QUAIL CROSS THE ROAD: Talk to THE FARMER DOWN THE ROAD.

>THE FARMER DOWN THE ROAD: Oh! You found my COTURNIX QUAIL CHICK! He keeps escaping. Thank you so much!!

> You have cleared side quest WHY DID THE QUAIL CROSS THE ROAD. You have gained +2 to NEIGHBORLY BONDS and +3 to CHARISMA. THE FARMER DOWN THE ROAD has been added to your CONTACTS LIST.

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Eulimnadia astraova clam shrimp and eggs. The species name literally means "star egg". So far they are known only from scattered parts of Louisiana and Florida in USA.

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Thank you for feeding me you are the true lord to me

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house we need to cure this patient

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saw some huge slugs today. phone for scale

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It ain't cheap but a brothel doesn't build itself

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Three brothers! 🐌🥚🥚 (2x speed) I hatched first. 👀✨ I'm waiting for my brothers to hatch.🥚

３兄弟！🐌🥚🥚 (2倍速) 僕が最初に孵化したよ 👀✨ 兄弟が孵化するのを待ってます🥚

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wyd after smoking this

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The slimerrrr

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After many years of selective breeding, they've finally developed a breed of phoenix that, rather than self-immolating itself into ash, instead roasts itself to a perfect internal 165° F while burning off all the feathers, resulting in an instant, ready-to-eat poultry dinner.

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