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anyways for those that are awake, here is my Frank Castle: apunishment.
still under construction – but!!
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Wade: [walking around, disappointed 6 hours after visiting the aquarium]
Peter: What did you think a tiger shark was, Wade
#ME THIS IS ME#IM WADE#me as a kid tbh#i still want to hug a shark#maybe kiss its forehead they're su cute
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a lil s/o to my deadpool fam for being sups talented, incredible & chill; y’all should give these wonderful ‘Pools a follow if u aren’t already !!
@mmmerc ♥ @mouthrun ♥ @worstavenger ♥ @mouthcenary ♥ @poolstorybro ♥ @assinassassin ♥ @mercmouthcd ♥ @godsperfectidiiot ♥
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mcckingbiird.
. . . h-aaanndd eeeyyeeeeeee . . .
. . o. h, oh. ooooaaahhhh !
okay, okay. I got it -- yeah, I’ll have whatever the hell you’re drinking.
#mcckingbiird#mcckingbiird. 001.#.... it took me longer to get than I care to admit#but once it processed i UGLY LAUGHED
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mcckingbiird.
mouthcenary replied to your post: who’s here and wants to love me
ill always love u
what kind of coordination does whitney houston have ?
.... left... right.... left? right left right?
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“I called you”
I know, I watched the phone ring
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anyway who tf is awake
#I have successfully fucked up my sleep schedule again#icb this is a thing to be proud of#for me#OOC.#TBD.
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//u hm friendly reminder that im lov you?? and ur such a wonderful deadpool??? and i absolutely adore seeing you across my dash??? ok good bc i had to let u kno. keep being amazing lovely & thank u for bein here !! ★
OUT. um !!!! ?? i love u too ?? u wonderful, pure, incredible noodle. thank u for being the sweetest and ily never leave????
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strlings: PLEASE DONT FUCK MOTHER . PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD , DO NOT TOUCH HER
you mean not again, right???? =\\\\
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strlings replied to your post: damn deadpool what that mouth doooo
ok first of all
strlings replied to your post:damn deadpool what that mouth doooo
Fuck You
❛ am tryin’ but you keep talkin’. ❜ yeeeesh, man can’t wank it and crank it in peace anymore ?? ❛ wait, what’s second of all? ❜
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damn deadpool what that mouth doooo
❛ – eat y’er mom’s ass. ❜
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explain the reason for your url
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hoodedmenace replied to your post: me?? falling in love with Punisher?? more likely...
bangs pots and pangs: do it
pls I’m already URL huntin’
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YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD DEADPOOL
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me?? falling in love with Punisher?? more likely than you think
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