Things My Exes Said // #171 Submitted by Anon
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christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
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pretty sure my chorus teacher hates me because every time we sing silent night and get to the line ‘holy infant so tender and mild’ i just lose it. so tender and mild. jesus is a tiny tender steak. the pastor adds a mild spice rub. serves him with a side of carrots and potatoes. mary did you know your son is a fucking cured meat. sleep in heavenly peace meat boy
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But..It scares me to death. Even just the thought of it.
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moved blogs!!!!! msg for my new url, even tho it should be very easy to find!!!! ;3 just changing things up once again for a change of scenery!!!! its gonna be a while refollowing and redoing my theme but i will do it eventually!
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