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when the necromancer expects you to be risen as soon as they cast the resurrection spell and doesn't even let you have half an hour for phone in grave

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you guys should check out the world wide web. they've got pictures of women on there

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people still talking about "masc shortage" omg.... this wouldn't be a problem if you weren't only seeking out king princess clones

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I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.

- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.

- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.

- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.

That's love. 🐈‍⬛🐈❤️

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FUEL photographed by ALBINOHECTOR with jlojosh and albinohector

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my coworker put his two weeks in and then decided to weld his name into our work table. i should add that when confronted about it he claimed he didn’t even know how to weld despite having and being paid for having a welding license

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damnnn biden just said mid gay dudes can't get legend of zelda tattoos anymore

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Getting a bit sick of all the "ooh I'm so glad Laios has a soft body!" "Laios is built like an average guy" style posts. Because he doesn't and isn't.

Laios is built like a fucking professional wrestler. He isn't like, super chiseled or anything but he does not have an "average" body, he his built like someone who does a LOT of physical effort and training.

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we should globally ban the introduction of more powerful computer hardware for 10-20 years, not as an AI safety thing (though we could frame it as that), but to force programmers to optimize their shit better

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(screaming into a void where no one will listen) gamefreak what if they got to grow up. gamefreak waht if you did with them what you did with red/blue in alola. gamefreak canyou show them to me can you show me theyre okay gamefre

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alright everyone, we’re picking ourselves up and going again. We’re putting ice on our split lips and busted knuckles. We’re doing our dishes and our laundry even if it stays hanging on the line for four days. We’re texting our friends back. We’re wiping the dust off our clothes. We’re booking and attending medical appointments. We’re taking the empty dishes out of our bedrooms. We’re sitting outside in the sunshine. We’re holding our heads up. We’re apologising to the people we’ve hurt. We’re forgiving ourselves.

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i wish every engineer a “try going around your building in a wheelchair”

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i wish every engineer a “try going around your building in a wheelchair”

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African forest buffalo have a halo how nice

becuz they r angels . hope this helps

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Boys who are into consensual sex and agree with feminism are so cute and I wanna kiss them all.