He/Him | Straight because being gay is a sin but I make an exception for Santa Claus
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i think i’m gay
#guys…#i’m so glad i got to fulfill my dream of running a tumblr gimmick account#believe it or not i do not want to fuck santa#i’m actually a lesbian#go check out my main blog @pikamiii#this was mainly for me and my irl friends#but shoutout to all the strangers that interacted#happy new year yall!
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happy new year. me and the elf are drinking wine
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the elf still has all his christmas decorations up.. it. uh. seems he really has the spirit
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guys. it happened. my nana found out i quit my job. i left before she could kick me out and im staying with the elf. his apartment doesn’t even have a chimney for santa. i’m freaking out
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michael jackson you did NOT see mommy kissing santa claus that was ME
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i’m “off work” today so my nana made me help her take all the christmas decorations down.. i’m gonna start screaming and wailing and rolling around on the ground
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what did you and the lf do when you hung out
we went to world of coke in atlanta. i love coca cola bc it’s red and white just like santa 😍
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hangout with the elf was not as fun as christmas but more fun than my birthday
#let’s hope my nana doesn’t know i was supposed to get off work 2 hrs ago#santa#santa claus#santa lover#christmas#christmas lover
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instead of going to the park when i “leave for work” im hanging out with the elf. we’re driving into atlanta and we’re gonna spend the day there. someone please tell me if this is gay. or even worse.. am i cheating on santa?? i’m losing my mind im losing my mind
#santa i promise he means nothing#i’m not even gay#santa#santa claus#santa lover#christmas#christmas lover
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i can’t believe i have to wait for santa AGAIN. this is torture
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What are you going to do for 364 days?
mope. cry. “go to work.” help my nana with the house. text the elf
#idk what i’ll do without santa#but i’ll make it#santa#santa claus#santa lover#christmas#christmas lover
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i feel so sad and empty.. no more christmas :(
#i can feel the christmas spirit leaving my body#santa#santa claus#santa lover#christmas#christmas lover
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did you text the elf back?
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…yes. i just said merry christmas! it’s what santa would do
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MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT
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the elf texted me merry christmas.
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my father just wanted to spend christmas with us… i guess i can allow it. it’s what santa would do
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yada yada yada i got gifts im full of the christmas spirit WHY IS MY DAD HERE
#urgggghgg i hate him#FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU#santa#santa claus#santa lover#christmas#christmas lover
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