mr-honee

[mr-honee]

IMPORTANT UPDATE

honee made me a sick caprese sandwich

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pretty

asked mr honee for water and bro literally had the gall to complain that i had "pretty privilege"

this is what i look like btw

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@honeekyuu left for a conference with one book and is coming home with nine

the cheek. the nerve. I want to microwave you

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the barista said it's a summer special :]

i think everyone should get themselves a down bad, gamer boy, loser boyfriend

he pays for food, carries the groceries, buys my coffee, and i (no wallet, no keys, no purse) just walk around putting my hand on his butt at the most inconvenient times

and then i get him a little strawberry cake pop for his troubles and he sits in the corner doing a happy cake pop dance and playing his little mobile games while waiting for me to be ready to go home

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you forgot to mention the part where you immediately felt bad afterwards

just told @mr-honee that “i feel like being spoiled today and not paying for things — paying is a boy job”

and from the echoing, haunting distance of the other room, all i hear is

“👹👹YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS👹👹”

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you're clowning me but I'm top 2 with a k/da and executioner headliner akali and 7 k/da fielded so who's winning really

“im fightin demons right now over this suna league au” - @nectardaddy

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today I left work early to bus to comcast and get our modem replaced because our internet's been giving us the sporadic middle finger and now everything is loading smoothly and we can both actually do work when we come home and we can play games together online and I'm having a great day thanks for asking

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honee could've tagged me like a normal person but instead asked me if I was doing the picrew every time I clicked my mouse or picked up my phone

okay guys i’m in a picrew funk after the itsv spidersona one, look at me (this is luna but bimbo killer version)

not planning to make this into a tagalong thingy but here��s the link if anyone wants to try it out !! i love the artstyle on this omgomg

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you're doing your best

mr honee taught me how to say happy new year in mandarin and i promptly forgot.

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she can see over my head.

do you guys think mr honee is taller or shorter than me i need to know for science

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what are you still doing up

oh the feminine urge to write a childhood best friends to lovers, “teach me” trope college au atsumuyn…. oh the feminine urge….

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"you should change your qual idea to passives. and aggressives." - mr. honee, because i reminded him to do the laundry.

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hello!

an extremely late update: i got the skz tickets before the scalpers ! (what can i say im js cool like that)

how are your pokemon pocket pulls going? i get a ton of 3 stars on my friend's phone but never mine (i have 2 3stars to my name and a regular ex card).

hope you and honee are doing well, much love!!

eyyyy congratulations (frick scalpers man)

sorry to hear about your luck, hopefully it improves soon... my pulls have been good enough! it's mostly common pulls but I have a solid amount of three stars, shiny pulls, and sick full art cards, and I managed to build a shamefully meta mewtwo/gardevoir/mew deck, so I really can't complain.

...which is what I would say if it weren't for the fact that @honeekyuu got the flipping immersive celebi ex card on her very first pull of the mystical island expansion

and then her second pull was a god pack.

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my wittol goomba

guys mr honee just said i look like that goomba pic i posted and ive never been so inclined toward divorce

“it’s such an uncanny resembla-“ okay so you hate me???

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league players 🤝 sims players

"I need more skins"

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pokemon tcg pocket comes out tomorrow

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happy rika pokemas day to all who celebrate