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Phil: Wait, was that fckin' yuri???

Me when I see WLW content

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why he ate that

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super bowl commercial-lookin ass movie

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a knife... the pizza has a knife... a fork..... mayonnaise....... PASTA

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We all know this site is US-user heavy, but I wanna know how many are vs aren't from the land of capitalism.

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Cellbit attempts to eat an inedible flower live on stream for no apparent reason.

Cellbit: Love- Oh, what's this? [Tries to eat a flower Lore brought him] [Immediately spits it out] It wasn't edible??

Lore: What the fuck??? It's a flower. I picked it from a bush. I literally picked it at the entrance to the building.

Cellbit: Bizarre, she tried to poison me live. Bizarre.

Lore: I brought a cute flower for him and he-

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cellboier elden ring day one, total death count: 79

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for your consideration: almost every time roier died while playing hospital 666 from cellbit's pov followed by cellbit losing his shit every time

(transcript under the cut)

Clip 1:

Roier: Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure? Cellbit: It's an automatic chair, it moves on its own. Roier: Okay, okay, okay. [Fart noise] [Dies] [Screams] [Bell sound effect]

Clip 2:

Roier: Hello, my people. [Walks inside a room, the door slams shut] Aaaaah, what happened? Cellbit: Roier?? Roier: [Dies] [Wilhelm scream sound effect]

Clip 3:

Roier: Ahh, look how pretty. Cellbit: Go over there, take a look. Roier: [Screams] [Dies] [Bell sound effect]

Clip 4:

Roier: Oh look! For my ass! Cellbit: Go over there, go over there, go over there. Roier: No no no no no no no! [Screams] [Dies] [Bell sound effect]

Clip 5:

Roier: The José- Cellbit: [Shushes him] Roier: [Dies] [Bell sound effect]

Clip 6:

Roier: Oh! Look what a cute doll- Okay- Cellbit, Cellbit, Cellbi- [Bell sound effect] [Dies]

Clip 7:

Roier: It's coming, Cellbit, it's coming. Game Character: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1- Roier: [Dies] It can't be. It can't be. Why did- Wey, it flashed Jeff the Killer, the son of a bitch.

Clip 8:

Cellbit: Eita, it's a cute girl, it's a- Roier: Ay, assho- [Screams] [Dies] [Bell sound effect] God, it made me, I swear it made me- It can't be.

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lanchinha da duninha

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jellycat 🐀 Lachlan Sad Rat

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yak scared of pumpkin not clickbait

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Be careful of Asexuals y'all, I heard they aren't fucking around

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no context

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HAPPY PRIDE Y'ALL

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midzel from last year 

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