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Just did the dishes and fed the cats whilst listening to the Fallout TV soundtrack and couldn't help but feel like a 50's housewife making things clean and waiting for the bombs to start dropping.
Which is stupid, because of course: I'm a 2020's housewife making things clean and waiting for the bombs to start dropping.
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How is this much pain even possible?
I was just sleeping, shouldn’t hurt. Sleep shouldn’t hurt right?
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levelheaded normalday preppers have been stockpiling sensible amounts of coffee and frozen meals for when the world is the same as it usually is
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If you ever want to treat yourself, listen to the last track on The Lion King OST: "Remember" while you're on the loo.
Not only is it a brilliant piece of music, as well as some tasty childhood nostalgia, but at around the 1:25 mark you will imagine Rafiki in your head saying:
And then as you stand up: the triumphant finale music will play and you will feel like you've taken your rightful place as the king of Pride Rock.
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BREAKING NEWS:
Goatman’s bridge will now cost 6 dollars to walk on
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joan baez imitating bob dylan you mean everything to me
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they shouldn't have cast timothee chalamet as bob dylan they should have had 83 year old joan baez dress as him and do her dylan impression for two hours
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Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.
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