mrdrzezstchkowitzatyourservice
mrdrzezstchkowitzatyourservice
Creator of shitty interwar biplanes
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Hello. I am Lord Drzezstchkowitz. I enjoy classic literature and have unhealthy obsessions with some characters. This blog is a dumpster fire that you won't get anything useful out of. Proceed at your own risk.
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A few choice selections of youtube's autogenerated subtitles for Mutiny...
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Mr Hornblower goes by many names.
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REAP THE SAILS!
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That is exactly the face that I'd expect someone named Mr Humbler to have.
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Matthews showing his true colors.
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The real Sawyer is being held prisoner; the Captain we see here is an impostor. Nestor.
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Important duties.
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Appropriate formal greeting.
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Captain Sawyer, #1 tourist attraction.
Idk what to say about this one
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BUCKLY IS CANON!
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Part 2 of the Hornblower character alignment memes
Part 1:
Bonus:
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Yknow what. Screw it. Every Hornblower character alignment meme I've made
(Part 1)
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Omg I saw this on TikTok by the name @/ napohistory and I can't stop laughing at this I mean the way napoleon is desperately trying to know where on earth grouchy is because he has like 30,000 men with him while he's out there eating fucking berries😂😭
"Do not presume to teach me my duty general Gérard 😒" the fucking sass i can't
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He's lost for words, he's that chuffed.
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Joseph Ducreux (1735–1802) was a French artist known for his expressive and unconventional self-portraits. Unlike many portraitists of his time, who adhered to strict formal conventions, Ducreux infused his works with humor, exaggerated expressions, and an almost modern sense of personality.
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Saw this ridiculous villager kid once
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Spotted today in the parking garage
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Things almost every author needs to research
How bodies decompose
Wilderness survival skills
Mob mentality
Other cultures
What it takes for a human to die in a given situation
Common tropes in your genre
Average weather for your setting
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in this house we do grandma activities
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Sometimes I feel sad about my lack of social skills but then I remember that at least I'm doing better than Hornblower
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Do any of u have decent recipes that are like 5 ingredients (not including spices) and take 45 mins or less to prepare i gotta stop eating sandwiches for dinner
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Something very hard to come to terms with as an enjoyer of 19th century literature is that many of your favorite characters, even if not stated, may be understood to have a moustache. Sometimes it’s even stated.
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drake?
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