mrfruityman

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I just came out with a rarepair…hear me out guys (I don’t think anyone thought of this pair tbh) I’m crashing out man I literally have an AU in my head where gregory lives but was in a coma for all the years until this case again 😭😭

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Oh that's gore, gore of my comfort food 😰

+Bonus maya experiencing the horrors

@shetheymiafey

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you can tell things are bad when this type of article is coming back...

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what's that one thing where they asked how ripely from alien was so realistic and believable as a female character in scifi for once and they were like "well we just took the dude from the original script and made him a girl and changed nothing else. it works bc men and women are the same?" and people were like "woah no way" and then didn't learn anything from that for 20 years

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“Straight” you say…

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love when im playing Ace Attorney and i have no idea wtf going on and Phoenix pulls out some “actually 😏 i have the evidence here 📄 to prove you commit the crime ☝️” and im like fuck we do?

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Doodles by me and the whole editing by @badly-drawn-doflamingo you should go get him

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realistically this should be the other way around but idgaf

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brother, do you still want to be my friend?

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one must look neat in court

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some problems are so humiliating the only solution is to solve them yourself and then continue to never talk about it

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the most normal people in metropolis

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White tumblr racism is far more insidious than like out and proud racism cause why are you using your autism as an excuse to not view black people as equal to you

[mrfruityman]

no one ever calls edgeworth miles, no one ever calls chief o'brien miles, no one ever calls tails miles. if your name is miles you might as well not have a first name

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