mrgaheris - Tumblr blog

[mrgaheris]

mordred, to a frantic guinevak: all right, we, uh, we did a treason, and that’s a crime,

[mrgaheris]

i’m percihad/galapercy trash if you haven’t noticed

[mrgaheris]

jolene but its arthur about lancelot. is this anything.

[mrgaheris]

rip sir gareth you would’ve loved gordon ramsay

[mrgaheris]

mordred is gossip girl. in this essay i will-

[mrgaheris]

kay energy

[mrgaheris]

HELLO SAILOR

percival doodle ❤️

[mrgaheris]

he’s living the life lancelot wished he had

thinking about sir gawain… whose whole quest was about kissing dudes and lying about wearing a slutty little girdle…

[mrgaheris]

anyway we don’t talk about mordred in excalibur enough bc he is so unseriously silly

and also he kinda..

[mrgaheris]

There's two things a knight should serve

His heart on a silver platter to the maiden that never loved him back

Cunt.

[mrgaheris]

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “le morte d’arthur” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever i don’t feel shit

5 minutes later: dude i swear i just saw the questing beast in the forest

my buddy agravain pacing: queen guinevere & sir lancelot are having an affair

[mrgaheris]

i think its funny when adaptations/references to arthuriana are like oh yeah king arthur the guy who looked for the grail. he sure loved that grail and wanted to find it. when in reality he was like you fuckers better not go look for the grail. oh there they go now theyve done it now youve really fucked it up gawain. now we all have to die. fucking hell.

[mrgaheris]

He clasps then the knight and kisses him thrice, as long and deliciously as he could lay them upon him. 'By Christ!' the other quoth, 'you've come by a fortune in winning such wares, were they worth what you paid.'

[mrgaheris]

keep sir gawain in your thoughts 🙏 he isn't dead, he's just on his way back to camelot in his girdle of cringe after the whole green knight situationship

[mrgaheris]

[mrgaheris]

I think the main problem with a lot of Morgan le Fay characterizations is that they focus too much on the angst and not enough on the Wile E. Coyote-esque schemes

[mrgaheris]

it’s the year 2023 and there’s still no knight emoji, how do you expect king arthur to rise again in these conditions