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smitten reporter has no chance against the flirtations of brucie wayne
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when talking about AI remember the different versions:
Analytical AI, is the one that can detect cancer and save lives
Generative AI is the one that steals art to make it worse, and gives you a wrong answer every time you google something
Weird Al is the one who got his ponysona to canonically have children with a pony from my little pony
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Did anyone ever like attempt to document and compile the variations of Barney the dinosaur murder ballads across the elementary school system in the early 2000s. Like legit it has always fascinated me as a phenomena and I would love to know if there were like traceable regional variations or what.
#a ton of them seem familiar#which makes me wonder how many of them actually went around when I was a kid
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“is this character good or bad” “is this ship unproblematic or not” “is this arc deserving of redemption or not” girl…

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dislike how many mental health posts on here are just "you've never done anything wrong in your life ever and they were evil for that"
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after all those years memorizing social scripts to avoid raising eyebrows...the sheer RELIEF of being able to log onto hellsite.com and type shit like "i want to chew through your sternum, platonically" and have strangers just nod like yeah same 👍
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#kept seeing people mention mouthwashing w/out sources#after I already heard why it was actually removed#so I'm glad to see mention of it here
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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.
#three?? mayybe?#there's a small one on my finger for some reason#then the one in my lip that I got from being bitten by a dog#and the one that I'm pretty sure is from the stitches I got for said dog bite#bc it is like. a dot#and idk what else would make that
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if female top nudity weren't viewed as inherently sexually explicit. oh brother. I would be letting those puppies hang like you wouldn't believe
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something i’ve kind of noticed with the surfacing of this whole “the best smut is a character study” kind of mindset is the pipeline to a borderline “when i write porn i do it intellectually unlike some of you SICKOS” type of mindset and i just wanted to remind you especially in our current political atmosphere that writing porn doesn’t have to be intellectual to have value. it can be just horny. thanks
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made for a bright guardian akira challenge, had to do something with sparkle cats.
late 2024 (I think)
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Another five page kinky comic I drew last year! This one’s about getting started with wax play. Be safe and have fun!
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what's wrong babe you've barely touched your potential even though all your elementary teachers really liked you and said you were gifted and that you were going to do great things
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when i was a child on the internet it was a common prank to send your friends a link to a looping penis windmill or an unlabeled photo of a man spreading his ass. now you can be a grown adult posting about penis and theres a chance paypal gets mad at you about it. i'm not entirely sure which of these is worse but it sure is Different.
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