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fishin'

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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

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HE SHOULD BE DOING THAT TO ME 🗣️ I MEAN WHAT

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HE

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WJERE IS HE

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they should put more rats in my enclosure

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TARANTULA HAWK HYPERFIXATE TIME BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU YOU ARE PARALYZED FOR FIVE MINUTES

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Wow who’s this new fear and hunger character he looks stupid

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ATSV ON MY TV

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Stop what you’re doing right now and imagine your f/o tipping your chin up with a forefinger and thumb, then dipping their head to press the sweetest, gentlest lingering kiss to your lips.

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Hello people who are about to unfollow me, I made a Manfred von Karma (from Ace Attorney) dakimakura for the one single fan of his that exists Enjoy this awful old man tasing you pillow

(Preorders open until May 20th, 2024)

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staying hydrated gang 💪

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Bitches will say "I'm fine." then post about the heart cut outs in their bf's outfit

Anyway

I'm fine

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nocturnal animal

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LMFAAAAAAO I FUCKING SCREAMED.