mrsevansdursley

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I splurged a little today and spent like 5 dollars on just this large chocolate shake when I usually don't eat out or settle for the smallest options and it was so worth it guys I feel so happy

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My exercise routines are usually choreographed to certain songs so when those songs come on shuffle I have to resist the muscle memory urge to start doing crunches to the beat 😭

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I may be only 18 but I take immense pride in the fact that I've mastered the art of sifting through just enough different brands of the same one thing I need to buy just to find the one that's the cheapest

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I am so normal about metaphors and literary motifs and narrative foil and parallels and comparison and contrast and implications and plot twists and allusions and allegories and themes and foreshadowing and analyzing and horrors and the destructive beauty of envy and loss and the sheer weight of the self. By the way

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Current dilemma sit down to do work - eepy af brain won't work lie down - can't sleep, tossing and turning restlessly, my inner demons are chuckling

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Catch me on discord real quick perhaps (most compelling shoutout ever maddie wow how do you do it)

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Lmfao anna and I have not had a comprehensible conversation since 984 BC

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The weather is so awful here it literally makes me sick someone could illegalise heat waves

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SHE'S BROKEN

HE'S JUST KEN

s(he's) bro(ken)

sbro

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Petunia: *gently tracing her finger down someone's arm* you're so cringe tbh…

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??: I am feeling extremely nervous about what might happen tonight, and I was hoping to ask how you cope with that sort of stress Petunia: well, if I were in your shoes, I would ultimately have faith that I have god's support and I trust that whatever god does, it'll be for the best ??: I'm an atheist Petunia: then become your own deity or start abusing substances or something idk do I look like I've ever dealt with anything normally in my life ever

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andromeda tonks is a harry potter canon character originating from the noble and most ancient house of black, a renowned pureblood family of the wizarding world. she is the daughter of druella black and cygnus black, the sister of narcissa black and bellatrix black, the mother of nymphadora tonks, the lover and wife of ted tonks, a witch, a blood traitor and a supporter of the order of phoenix. andromeda was named after a princess from aethiopia who was chained to a rock as a sacrifice to a sea serpent & a galaxy.

about admin / ⟩ hi, my name is anna and it is so lovely to meet you!! i am new to neither tumblr nor roleplaying, and you may have previously known me on narcisme and / or anthomanics when i was writing for narcissa malfoy. i took a short break from tumblr roleplay but am keen to regain my footing here. side note, as i am in my last year of university, activity levels will be volatile at best, and those who knew me on narcissa are probably familiar with my snail-paced ooc replies too </3

interactions / ⟩ this blog is selective and 18+; you are more than welcome to follow me and interact with my posts, but my following back and responding is selective.

shipping / ⟩ usually, my muses are multi-ship and their shipping status remains open. with that being said, romantic shipping is not a high priority for me and something i don’t feel comfortable getting into with just about anybody. also, i no longer write smut ever.

&&. ( discord contact: ) #heleniad + promos / reblogs are much appreciated!!

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soz for being inactive but popping in to say a belated happy TAYTAY independence day!!!!!!!

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i ask the traffic lights if it'll be alright. STOP.

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spiders have eight legs and i have just two. this isn't a fair fight

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no one: my brain: FUCK THE PATRIARCHY THE WAY WOMEN IS TREATED IS SO POORLY AND misoginy? misogy? misogyninyny? misgyny??? misoginiy??? misogig??? misterguy??? misogyneco?? mysogyny??? SEXISM AFFECTS EV

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me: okay this rp reply looks Good I will send it now I've been working on it for three days straight me, after sending it: ...... my rp partner, getting online four hours later and reading my rp reply: yippee a new reply! me: *immediately pulls up my reply to fix three spelling mistakes, seven grammatical errors, thirty formatting errors rewrites the whole dialogue, and changes the entire plot point of my rp reply while my rp partner is reading it in real time*