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mwah!

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Tiny Yelena making a “Happy Mother’s Day” card and giving it to Alexei and he just accepts it gratefully crying

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IM GOING TO KILLA YOUUUUU THIS IS SO

Hoo hehe haha it's time to ask so many things about ocs >:]

Dear Durante with the vibe of Jeremy Fitzgerald fnaf2, my beloved. For them 4, 5, 15

AND ASK YOU DID. I LOVE YOU. WE ARE KISSIG

4. how does your character act when they're feeling bad mentally?

dante you are so holding it together babe. the normalest. since they operate on trickster spirit logic, bad mental stimuli is motivation all the more for them to just keep digging lower. one would think this gets in the way of the job keeping the law, and they're right, and dante is a hypocrite, and an asshole, and

5. what sense is your character most likely to get overwhelmed by?

this was interesting to think about because as a person, not much fazes dante, except for summer. they hate summer so much. i would say this makes the sense touch then, because perspiration + uniform clothing does not get along well and if they are particularly outside in the semiarid, oh so semiarid country they work in. ohdear.

15. what's your character's idea of a wild night on the town?

OH I JUST ADORE THIS QUESTION AND THE FACT YOU ASKED MY LITTLE PARTY ANIMAL AUGH ! dante is the most fun boss anyone could ever ask for and frankly, their on and off situationship with someone (hello hotstuff di angelo) who is of equal rank makes this even better because they are never alone in their shenanigans. cue patti smith in the background while they drink a gay little drink in their cocktail dress!!!!!

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I think the best way to describe thunderbolts is Avengers (2012) but it’s actually found family and not just coworkers

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the pope's war dogs

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tedesco

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"Tell me, Aldo. Did Tommaso let you do this to him too, or am I really that special?"

"Keep his name out of this. Thomas is good, pure. You... Are not."

"Oh yeah? Well, neither are you. That’s why he didn’t choose you—because you are filthy."

"Y-you... You’re bleeding. Disgusting."

"Oh... I don’t mind a little blood... I enjoy it."

Bônus:

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maybe the real lore was the old men we sexualised along the way

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my newest little guys

Dr John Carter and Dr Michael 'definitely not John Carter' Robinavitch

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The gossips

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my gf made this im fucking crying

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For your consideration

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that mf back there is not real❗

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that bennyekky gossip moment was crazy ekky do you need to be physically on top of him? is forsy ghosting you?