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we got em

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everyone talks about the folgers coffee incest commercial but remember the quizno’s commercial where the guy was fucking the toaster oven?

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every artist who has ever attempted to satirize masculinity i am so sorry

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It's extremely rare for me to not post something because it's too bad. But this was a 4 edible situation

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based shadow

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if you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises I'm killing you

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Things Ianthe calls Coronabeth during their reunion:

"Corona" x5

"(my) darling" x5

"love" x2

"sweetheart"

"honey" x2

"more beautiful than ever"

"my heart's love"

"my pretty golden girl"

"baby"

Things Coronabeth calls Ianthe:

"Ianthe" x8

"a dick"

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traditional family values are actually a conspiracy by Big Abuser to make more abusive parents

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everyone more sincere than me? cringe. everyone more cynical than me? asshole. i am the one true perfect middle point of world-weary and skeptical yet open to wonder and beauty

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i love pasta and bread and ignoring responsibilities

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momma ran outta ink 😭🐈🐱

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Type: clothing [shirts/pants/underwear/etc], towels, bedsheets, etc.

Care requirements: hot water vs cold water, tumble dry vs. air dry, etc.

Color: usually dark colors vs. light colors, but sometimes specific colors like red are further separated.

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