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i would read stolas' shitty smut on ao3

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Rather hard to digest that I could be arrested for something that I only meant.

This has been living rent free in my mind for months. Honestly, I don’t even know. There you have it. A crossover of sorts, I guess?

Stolas as Monty Navarro but also as Blitzø (kinda?)

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Did Bryce just say "Stollercoaster" or however you'd spell it when refering to the current state of Stolas' life?!

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GGLAM AND STOLITZ

Stolas' first mission.

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This is so fucking funny

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THIS IS EverYTHING

@sararaasch ask and ye shall receive 🫡

tbnk/gly fake tweets part 2. + coal & hex’s profiles

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Dead patrol established Charles’ fear of water but we haven’t seen much of it in the Netflix series, I need a scenario where they have to use a reflective lake to mirror travel somewhere in season 2

Season 1 have us Edwin getting flashbacks to his death when being tied down by Esther, we need a similar scene with Charles

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🎵 maybe it will did turn out this time on the road to hell, on the railroad line 🎵

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maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

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it is legit bizarre to me how hard video game creators and film directors and showrunners try to pretend that fat people don't exist. can you think of the last time you saw a fat person in a lead role? god forbid a fat woman? i can walk down the street or go into a shop or restaurant and see fat people everywhere but then i switch on the tv and suddenly it's like a glimpse into an alternate universe where no one has a bmi over 24. insidious and weird

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Thinking about how weird newsies fans must sound to everyone else. You ask someone about their favorite character and they reply “oh yeah it’s gotta be doorknob” and you’re just standing there like “who tf is doorknob” and they go “you remember doorknob, he was partially visible in one song” and you look it up later and he has a whole backstory, a subreddit dedicated to him and 5,0000 fics on ao3 most of which are shipping him with someone named tomato

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Throwback to the moment that broke my heart on the West End last month.

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a tiny key we turn 🗝️🐇

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darren criss and helen j shen in maybe happy ending

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okay, this is really niche, but in the musical "Maybe Happy Ending," there is this moment where one of the characters tells the other character that he will only communicate through like the cup on a string telephone and he is really into it and very "NO YOU MUST DO THIS WAH" and the girl is like "-_- fine whatever if it means you will listen to me jfc" and I just think that is very Stolas coded like

B: Stols, I just wanted to-

S: use the cup on the string

B: the wha?

S: You've never heard of the cup on a string? It is like a telephone you speak into one-

B: yeah, no I know what fucking cup on a string is, Jesus

S: Okay, SO speak to me through that *hands him a cup and shuts the door with the string under the door and brings the cup to his face, smiling proudly* ring ring Blitzy, are you there?

B: *yelling thru the door, not using the cup* Stola,s this is stu-

S: I CANT HEAR YOU UNLESS YOU USE THE CUP *clears throat and speaks back into the cup in normal volume* ring ring Blitzy, are you there

B: *looks into the camera like he is on The Office. Sighs. puts the cup to his mouth* Hey, Stolas, it's me...

S: *Delighted* OH HELLO, and who is it that I have the pleasure of speaking to

B: *moments from exploding but accepting his fate bc he loves this stupid bird*....it's Blitz

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I'm just obsessed rn with all the times that Blitz has made Stolas laugh, and just Blitz's reaction to it all really.

Every.

Single.

Time.

I really don't know how to put into words about just how much I love each and every single aspect of Stolitz, my love for them is just that great I suppose.

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Stolas' hints about the abuse

Stolas thinks Blitz's exes would actually try to kill him, when he was fine walking through them earlier. Maybe one or two would punch him.

But even Verosika, the most hurt of his exes, doesn't really want him dead. Unlike Stella does.

He talks about relationships being unfairly tethered. Thinking he'd trapped Blitz, like he was trapped to Stella.

Stolas flinches when screamed at.

That rough housing scares and triggers him. He is genuinely worried about M&M here.

And while he's not scared when Blitz tries it, it does still really does upset him.

That when he's depressed he blames himself; and his affair, for someone (Stella) trying to kill him.

Agreeing that maybe he doesn't deserve to live for leaving his wife. And trying to be happy with his boyfriend, and their children.

And Blitz does now know that Stolas' family is fine with killing him.

Blitz almost all has the puzzle pieces.

Edit: forgot this one that leads to a whole heap of them.

"I'm sorry nevermind. It's not a big deal.

I was just worried about you. You seemed very upset and you took off so fast.

But maybe I read too much into that that. I'm glad if that's not the case. I wasn't upset either.

I just wanted to make sure you weren't, and obviously you can handle any stupid joke a clown make.

Asmodeus can be very invasive in his humour. But I thought it was pretty funny myself. What he said about me at least. I enjoy being the subject of jest.

Maybe you can say mean things to me to me next time you come over".

Stolas tells Blitz to be mean and take the piss out of him, like Ozzie and Stella do. Just as long as he stays around.

And that he's used to being torn to pieces emotionally over things like how he loves his kid, or being gay.

Because it's always just a joke, and he's always the punchline.

That he's used to being physically grabbed and restrainted while these attacks happen.

And he's used to having things thrown at him and just having to take it, while he dislocates to get away in his mind at least.

Honestly if this leads to Blitz learning about Stella's sexual assault of Stolas; I don't know how easy it'd be too stop Blitz going on the war path.