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obsessed with this outtake. he got so into it. NO SHE MIGHT DIE BECAUSE I HAD THE BAD LUCK TO SPILL YOUR FUCKING— ooh i better not say that...

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You construct intricate checklists which allow you to touch the skin of other men.

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You won't understand until you pet the cold wet nose of an MD-80

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This guy can't even tell the sound of a prop from a jet🙄

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A gay plane has landed

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There's a helicopter....... No..... It can't be......

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Sorry we overslept today. All morning flights that were delayed will be flying out in 5 minutes, good luck.

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Pilots, if you keep this shit up you're going to find out why "the tower" is considered the most evil tarot card

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Sorry! We threw out your luggage because it was giving the airplane a tummy ache

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High alert! There is a hungover gay person in the terminal

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tower's gay

TOWERS GAY

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Sighing and longingly looking out the windows hoping she will come by (UPS 757)

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Can someone like, get the attention of the guy whose been in a holding pattern over us for the last two hours? It's giving us all a migraine, and he's not answering our calls. We even tried to contact him on messenger.

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Listen if we had to shut down the airport every time some unauthorized fucking thing showed up no one would ever get anywhere

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Don't worry about the king air that's been circling above your houses at midnight for the last few days. She's just doing her thing

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love wins…