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A little experiment at twilight

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So, umm…

I discovered a pixel art pencil in my usual art program, this sort of happened.

Enjoy grown up Hajin.

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Chae Nayun: BE A BETTER PERSON! 
Shin Jonghak: WHY?! 
Chae Nayun: BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE MORALS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP, AND IT SURE AS FUCK AIN'T GONNA BE ME, SWEETHEART!

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Chae Nayun: Please, Hajin, after everything we’ve been through together. You can’t do this. 
Chae Nayun: I’m sorry Hajin. 
Chae Nayun: I’m begging you. Don’t do it. 
Kim Hajin: It has to be done. 
Chae Nayun:
Kim Hajin:
Chae Nayun:
Kim Hajin: *Places +4* Uno.

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Kim Suho: What’s the dumbest thing you believed as a child? 
Yi Yeonghan: That naptime was a punishment.

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Kim Suho: Okay happy campers! If you were a fruit what would you be and why? 
Rachel: I'd be a tomato because no one accepts me as part of the group. 
Kim Suho: ... 
Rachel: ... 
Kim Suho: OKAY HAPPY CAMPERS-

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Rachel: Who would you swipe right for? Kim Suho or Kim Hajin? 
Jin Sahyuk: I would delete the app.

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Shin Jonghak: You’re an idiot. 
Yi Yeonghan: That’s the charm.

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Kim Suho: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare. 
Chae Nayun: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great. 
Kim Suho: Not when you’re playing with Hajin, it’s not. He put words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”

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Kim Suho: Can you be serious for five minutes? 
Yi Yeonghan: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

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Chae Nayun: I’ve been here in jail so long I think I’ve lost my mind. 
Chae Nayun: The days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months. 
Chae Nayun: How long have I been in here now? Almost a year? 
Yi Yeonghan: This is Monopoly.

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Rachel: I am Rachel, I speak for the trees. Chop them down and I snap your knees

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Shin Jonghak: Look guys, I need help. 
Chae Nayun: Love help? 
Kim Suho: Financial help? 
Rachel: Emotional help? 
Kim Hajin: Help moving a body? 
*Everybody looks at Kim Hajin* 
Kim Hajin: What?

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Chae Nayun: Wow, I feel happy and I’m having so much fun! 
Chae Nayun:
Chae Nayun: *narrows eyes* Something’s wrong here.

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*After the singing competition*

Yi Yeonghan: *Gets down on one knee* 
Kim Hajin: Oh my god! It’s finally happening!

Yi Yeonghan: *Collapses*

Kim Hajin: The poison’s kicking in!

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Kim Hajin: I never said I was gonna get back together with them. But I was thinking, they're in town, would it be the worst thing in the world if I gave them a call? 
Yoo Yeonha : No. No, Kim Hajin, it wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world. It would be the fourth worst thing. Number one: a super volcano. Number two: an asteroid hits the Earth. Number three: All the Evel Knievel movies are lost. Number four: Kim Hajin calls Chae Nayun. Number five: Rachel gets eaten by a shark. 
Rachel: I’m Rachel, and I approve the order of that list.

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Kim Hajin: You need a hobby. 
Kim Suho: I have a hobby! 
Kim Hajin: Hitting Shin Jonghak isn't a hobby.

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Chae Nayun: Shut up, you’re messing with my train of thought! 
Yi Yeonghan: I thought you didn’t have a brain and now you say you have thoughts?

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Yoo Yeonha: What’s it like being tall? 
Yoo Yeonha: Is it nice? 
Yoo Yeonha: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards? 
Rachel: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want. 
Kim Hajin: It was one time!

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Chae Nayun: Wait, if baby oil dissolves condoms, what does it do to babies? 
Shin Jonghak: Believe it or not, babies and condoms are made of different materials. 
Yi Yeonghan: It’s like rock paper scissors. Baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby. 
Shin Jonghak: Rock also defeats baby.

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Kim Suho: Hajin is off at an appointment, so while he’s gone, I’m going to cut the sleeves off all of my shirts. 
Yi Yeonghan: Why? 
Kim Suho: he’s like 90% of my impulse control.

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Kim Hajin: Suho, is that my mug you’re drinking out of? 
Kim Suho: No, it’s mine. 
Kim Hajin: It... looks just like the one I have... 
Kim Suho: You don’t have one like this anymore.

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Chae Nayun: Surgery is basically just stabbing someone to life. 
Yoo Yeonha: Please never become a surgeon.

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Kim Suho, jumping out of Chae Nayun's closet: BOO! 
Chae Nayun:
Kim Suho:
Chae Nayun:
Kim Suho: *makes a sad face* 
Chae Nayun: Ahh! Oh my god! You scared me!

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Rachel: Murder literally doesn’t hurt anyone! 
Chae Nayun: What are you talking about? Of course— 
Kim Hajin, holding out a hand to shut Chae Nayun up: No, no, she has a point—

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*at the tower of wish*

Kim Hajin, pointing to Shin Jonghak and Yi Yeonghan: Distract them! I'll be right back! *leaves* 
Cheok Jungyeong: Okay! 
*five minutes later* 
Kim Hajin: *returns and sees Shin Jonghak and Yi Yeonghan unconscious on the ground* What did you do? I said distract them, not knock them out! 
Cheok Jungyeong: There's just no pleasing you sometimes.

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Yoo Yeonha: Hajin, I beg of you. Please, PLEASE go to the doctor. 
Kim Hajin: Hey, I'm sorry. Is this OUR stab wound?

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Yoo Yeonha: Is something burning? 
Chae Nayun: My burning love for you of course! 
Yoo Yeonha: … 
Chae Nayun: … 
Chae Nayun: And the kitchen is on fire…

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Shin Jonghak: Will you date me? Breathe if yes, recite the Bible in Japanese if no. 
Chae Nayun: 初めに、神は天と地を創造されました。 
Shin Jonghak: What the…? 
Chae Nayun: 地球は形もなく虚無であり、暗闇が深海の面を覆いました… 
Shin Jonghak: Is that actually the Bible?! 
Chae Nayun: …そして神の霊が水面の上に浮かんでいました。 
Shin Jonghak: And you stopped breathing, too?! 
Chae Nayun: そして神は「光あれ」と言われました。 
Shin Jonghak: Christ, it would have been preferable for you to just have beaten me up and called me gay!

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Kim Hajin: Why would you give a knife to Chae Nayun?! 
Yi Yeonghan, shrugging: Nayun felt unsafe. 
Kim Hajin: Now I feel unsafe! 
Yi Yeonghan: I’m sorry… 
Yi Yeonghan: Would you like a knife?

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Kim Hajin: So the other day I sent Suho out to get us some gas. 
Kim Hajin: And instead of getting gas, he got us novelty cookie cutters. 
Kim Hajin: Now everything we eat in this house is shaped like a dinosaur. 
Kim Hajin: … 
Kim Hajin: I love him so much.

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Shin Jonghak, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs? 
Chae Nayun: It means like in hand-to-hand combat. 
Shin Jonghak: Ohhhh- 
Kim Hajin: Both of you get out of my kitchen.

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Chae Nayun, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks. 
Yoo Yeonha: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.

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Yi Yeonghan: Bad news—Hajin locked themself outside of their own house. 
Yi Yeonghan: Good news—we didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith. 
Yi Yeonghan: Bad news—Suho finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory(TM). I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned it was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls. 
Yi Yeonghan: Good news—a cute girl saw me do it. 
Yi Yeonghan: Bad news—it was Nayun, and since they’ve already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.

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Shin Jonghak: You're ugly. 
Kim Hajin: Tone indicator? 
Shin Jonghak: Oh I'm sorry! You're ugly. /srs

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Kim Hajin: The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it. 
Rachel: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side. 
Yi Yeonghan: YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!

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Kim Hajin: You know, people treat me like a god. 
Yi Yeonghan: How? 
Kim Hajin: They ignore my existence unless they need something.

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Chae Nayun: Wasn't icarly that guy that girlbossed too close to the sun because he was down for Apollo? 
Kim Hajin: ICARUS?!

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Shin Jonghak: *running towards Kim Hajin with open arms*

Kim Hajin: *moves out of the way*

Shin Jonghak: Hey, why'd you move?!

Kim Hajin: I thought you were going to attack me.

Shin Jonghak: I was going to hug you!

Kim Hajin: Why would you hug me?

Shin Jonghak: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

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Yoo Yeonha: God, if only someone loved me…

Kim Hajin: *standing behind her with new business ideas*

Chae Nayun: *holding a box of chocolates and tower trinkets*

Rachel: *has balloons and a card*

Shin Jonghak: *facepalms* This is sad.

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Tower NPC: State your name, rank, and intention.

Chae Nayun: Chae Nayun, Chae Nayun, fun.

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Co Author: Twilight Sparkle was the main character because she represented the element of friendship-

Kim Hajin, tied up: PLEASE, I JUST WANT TO SEE

MY FAMILY AGAIN!

Co Author: I'M NOT DONE!

Co Author: And Rainbow Dash was the sporty girl—

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Kim Hajin: It's locked. You got a lock pick? 
Kim Suho: Yeah- 
Yi Yeonghan: *kicks in the door*

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Chae Nayun, ordering Starbucks: Hey, I just got my heart broken, what do you recommend? 
Kim Suho, who’s running the drive thru: … 
Kim Suho: Tequila.

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Shin Jonghak: We wouldn’t last two minutes without Kim Hajin. 
Shin Jonghak:
Shin Jonghak: Don’t tell him I said that.

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Yoo Yeonha: I just watched Kim Hajin jump off of a spinning chair. Luckily, he wasn’t hurt that badly. But the whole time, Rachel was screaming for help, which caused Shin Jonghak to run in to help Kim Hajin. Just note that all of this happened in the span of six minutes.

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Chae Nayun: I love you. 
Kim Hajin, not paying attention: What was that? 
Chae Nayun: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-

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Kim Suho, knocking on the door: Kim Hajin, open up!

Kim Hajin: It all started when I was a kid.

Kim Suho: That’s not what I-

Yoo Yeonha with the note app already open in her smartwatch : Let him finish!

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Chae Nayun: I'm so tired of this life. I want to be a roomba. I want knives taped to me. And I want to be set loose.

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*Yoo Yeonha is crying after a breakup*

Kim Hajin: There there, Yeonha.

Yoo Yeonha, still crying: Thanks, but how did you get into my room?

Kim Hajin: Great question—

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Rachel: You know, when I first met you, I really didn’t like you. 
Chae Nayun, after a moment: …I thought there was going to be another half to that sentence? 
Rachel: Nope!

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Kim Hajin: I'm not mean. Name one mean thing I’ve ever done. 
Rachel: When we were younger, you convinced me eggs weren't real. 
Kim Hajin: They're not. 
Rachel: Haha, very funny. 
Kim Hajin: I'm serious. Didn't you hear? 
Rachel: No... what happened? 
Kim Hajin: ...Why would you fall for this again-

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Shin Jonghak: I’ve never asked someone out. How do you even do it? 
Kim Hajin: Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say; “Hey… how you doin’?” 
Chae Nayun, scoffing: Oh, please. 
Kim Hajin, to Chae Nayun: Hey, how you doin’? 
Chae Nayun:
Chae Nayun: *giggles and blushes*

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Shin Jonghak: When was the last time you cried? 
Chae Nayun: Uh 15 minutes ago, why?? 
Shin Jonghak: really? That recent? 
Chae Nayun: Yeah *voice crack* is that a issue? *starts crying again*

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Chae Nayun: Yoo Yeonha... you've been cuddling with me for over and hour now.

Yoo Yeonha: *muffled* mm hmmm :)

Chae Nayun: Fuck. I should be annoyed but you're adorable.

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*Chae Nayun is talking about their past*

Chae Nayun: I guess it was that day I came home to a cold, empty house, devoid of light and love, and I knew then that my sorrows would only grow.

Kim Suho: Chae Nayun, this is the saddest story I have ever heard! And you haven't even covered the teen years!

Yi Yeonghan: Oh, I'm sure it gets better!

Chae Nayun: Ha! No, at thirteen, things really took a turn for the worst.

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Chae Nayun: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Yoo Yeonha: Wasn’t Kim Suho with you?

Kim Suho: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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When your Character...

Gets into: A Fight ⚜ ...Another Fight ⚜ ...Yet Another Fight

Hates Someone ⚜ Kisses Someone ⚜ Falls in Love

Calls Someone they Love ⚜ Dies / Cheats Death ⚜ Drowns

is...

A Child ⚜ Interacting with a Baby/Child ⚜ A Genius ⚜ A Lawyer

Beautiful ⚜ Dangerous ⚜ Drunk ⚜ Injured ⚜ Shy

needs...

A Magical Item ⚜ An Aphrodisiac ⚜ A Fictional Poison

To be Killed Off ⚜ To Become Likable ⚜ To Clean a Wound

To Find the Right Word, but Can't ⚜ To Say No ⚜ A Drink

loves...

Astronomy ⚜ Baking ⚜ Cooking ⚜ Cocktails ⚜ Food ⚜ Oils

Dancing ⚜ Fashion ⚜ Gems ⚜ Mythology ⚜ Numbers

Roses ⚜ Sweets ⚜ To Fight ⚜ Wine ⚜ Wine-Tasting ⚜ Yoga

has/experiences...

Allergies ⚜ Amnesia ⚜ Bereavement ⚜ Bites & Stings ⚜ Bruises

Caffeine ⚜ CO Poisoning ⚜ Color Blindness ⚜ Food Poisoning

Injuries ⚜ Jet Lag ⚜ Mutism ⚜ Pain ⚜ Poisoning

More Pain & Violence ⚜ Viruses ⚜ Wounds

[these are just quick references. more research may be needed to write your story...]

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How to show emotions

Part VII

How to show pride

standing tall

expanded posture, opening of the torso

lifted chin, head held high

big and confident smile

looking around to see if people recognize and admire what they are proud of

How to show enthusiasm

big smile and laughter

wide radiant eyes

raised eyebrows

jumping up and down or bouncing

clapping hands

big hand gestures

loud and high pitched voice

speaking quickly

How to show anxiety

not holding/breaking eye contact

fidgeting

heavy breathing

twitching in their face

often a blank stare or looking away

rigid posture

sweaty palms

bouncing their knees

rubbing palms against each other or clothing

How to show playfulness

laughing

giggling

grinning

using a playful tone

making a silly face

touching the other person teasingly

e.g. tickling, nudging, bumping into them

How to show being offended

stiffening up

hard line around the lips

frozen stare

narrowing of the eyes

Part I + Part II + Part III + Part IV + Part V + Part VI

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Remember biblically accurate Kim Suho?

Now I present to you the long awaited sequel:

Behold, biblically accurate Kim Hajin

OG post:

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Chae Nayun: When will Ted himself...finally show up to the talk? 
Kim Suho: The final boss. 
Kim Hajin: You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment, and design talks, right? 
Chae Nayun: I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer!

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Yoo Yeonha: I’m having salad for dinner! 
Shin Jonghak:
Yoo Yeonha: Well, fruit salad. 
Yoo Yeonha: Actually, it’s mostly grapes. 
Shin Jonghak:
Yoo Yeonha: Okay, it’s all grapes. 
Yoo Yeonha: Fermented grapes. 
Shin Jonghak:
Yoo Yeonha:
Shin Jonghak:
Yoo Yeonha: It’s wine. 
Yoo Yeonha: I’m having wine for dinner.

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*After the Chae Jinyoon assasination*

Kim Hajin: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos- 
Chae Nayun: I wrote you a poem. 
Kim Hajin, already crying: You did?

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Chae Nayun, in the groupchat: So you guys robbed Jonghak? 
Shin Jonghak: Yeah, all of them. 
Kim Suho: Lies. 
Yi Yeonghan: Slander. 
Yoo Yeonha: That’s bullshit. 
Kim Hajin: And we’d do it again.

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Kim Hajin: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities. 
Kim Hajin, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.