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Harmony Korine and Chloe Sevigny on the set of Gummo.
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Trans-Europ-Express (1967, Alain Robbe-Grillet)
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I think the weirdest thing is that the person you’re going to marry and spend the rest of your life together with is currently walking the earth, living their own life, going to school or going to work or whatever, doing all these things and making all these memories that you’ll get to hear about from them years from now.
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I crush her against me. I want to be part of her. Not just inside her but all around her. I want our rib cages to crack open and our hearts to migrate and merge. I want our cells to braid together like living thread.
Isaac Marion, Warm Bodies (via coffeeisspooky)
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Misandrist Sex Tip #5
A good way to break the ice is to show him that you two have things in common. If a random dude grabs your ass and tells you that he just couldn’t help himself, rip his eyes from their sockets to show him that you lack self-control sometimes as well.
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MARIJUANA DOES KILL
Ways it can kill:
-You eat a handful of marijuana and choke to death on it -A heavy crate of marijuana falls and crushes you -You slip on a baggie of marijuana and break your skull into thousands of pieces -A serial killer’s name is Marijuana
Ways it can’t:
-By smoking it
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This is an excerpt of something that I wrote not too long ago. I wrote it mid-May, so just a few months ago.
I've come to the revelation about one unfortunate thing.
Through all of my frustration, brokenness, and confusion, I know that no matter how intensely I can convince myself that I hate you, no matter how vile and disgusting and repulsive and terrible I continuously tell myself that you are, I am positive about one thing.
I can hate you as much as I want, more and more every day, if that's what'll happen.
But I cannot and will never love you less.
To some, May feels like yesterday. So much has happened with me since I've written this, yet I've found myself in a complete 360. But, throughout all of the change I underwent, I hold to the belief that this not only still applies to me, but did all along.
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