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guardians of the galaxy vol. 2
Super long GotG2 meme!
“Where are you taking me?”
“I thought your thing was a sword?”
“Swords were your thing and guns were mine.”
“I just didn’t know that.”
“I have sensitive nipples.”
“What about him? What’s he doing?”
“How is that important?”
“You’re being very serious right now.”
“I can clearly see you winking.”
“I am Groot.”
“They were not looking at you funny.”
“Get out of the way; you’re going to get hurt.”
“Spit it out. Come on! That’s disgusting!”
“The beast’s hide is too thick to be pierced from the outside.”
“That doesn’t make any sense!”
“I tried telling him that!”
“I have single-handedly vanquished the beast.”
“That’s nothing like what I just said.”
“They’re easily offended.”
“I guess I prefer to make people the old-fashioned way.”
“Perhaps someday you could give me a history lesson.”
“Family reunion. Yay.”
“I understand she is your sister.”
“You know, they told me you people were conceited douchebags, but that isn't true at all.”
“I’m sorry, that was meant to be behind your back.”
“Count yourself blessed.”
“You wanna buy some batteries?”
“I know you’re sensitive about that.”
“I’m not sensitive about it.”
“I just don’t know who he is.”
“She wouldn’t even tap her foot.”
“One might assume she was dead.”
“That does sound pretty hot.”
“It would make my nether regions engorge.”
“You just need to find a woman who is pathetic, like you.”
“I’m hungry.”
“I will be free of these shackles soon enough. And I will kill you.”
“This is weird.”
“What were you thinking?”
“Dude, they were really easy to steal.”
“Oh, I didn’t realize your motivation was altruism.”
“I was being sarcastic!”
“Now I look foolish!”
“Good! I wanna kill some guys!”
“You’re not killing anyone.”
“We hired them, and they steal from us…”
“You were cybernetically engineered to be a douchebag!”
“Stop it!”
“I have famously huge turds.”
“We’re about to die.”
“Put your seatbelt on!”
“That was awesome!”
“We almost died because of your arrogance.”
“I did it because I wanted to.”
“What are we even talking about this for?”
“If he got closer I’m sure he would be much larger.”
“That’s how eyesight works.”
“I’m sorry. I took it too far.”
“You are a fool if you deprive yourself a hand in combat.”
“You’ll attack me the moment I let you go.”
“You’d think an evil supervillain would learn how to properly lie.”
“After all these years, I’ve found you.”
“And who the hell are you?”
“I figured my rugged good looks would make that obvious.”
“You can go to Hell then.”
“I don’t give a damn what you think about me!”
“You’re gonna listen to what I gotta say.”
“You broke all our hearts.”
“I was a skinny little kid who could squeeze into places adults couldn’t.”
“You look exactly alike.”
“He’s not my father.”
“That son of a bitch.”
“I do not understand the intricacies of social interaction.”
“Can I pet your puppy?”
“I told you that when I was drunk.”
“I love that story.”
“I hate that story.”
“If he ends up being evil we will just kill him.”
“Shoot her if she does anything suspicious. Or if you feel like it.”
“Why do you have so much luggage?”
“Can I ask you a personal question?”
“No one has ever asked me a personal question.”
“They are not for feeling doorways.”
“Dude, I think you’re overreacting a little bit.”
“You must be so embarrassed!”
“So unbelievably uncool.”
“Touch me, and the only thing you’re gonna feel is a broken jaw.”
“I can make a stubborn person compliant.”
“I love this song.”
“We got ourselves a pretty good little gig here.”
“There’s too many of them.”
“He needs my help.”
“I, too, am extraordinarily humble.”
“My father would tell the story of impregnating my mother every winter solstice.”
“That’s disgusting.”
“It was beautiful.”
“I have searched for you for so long.”
“New plan. We’re killing you first.”
“Well, dying is certainly better than having to live an entire life as a moronic shitbag.”
“You can’t imagine what that’s like!”
“I had to watch her die!”
“So you’re a pet?”
“People usually want cute pets.”
“You are horrifying to look at.”
“There’s something I must tell you.”
“I’m learning many things, like I’m a pet and ugly.”
“You’re not ugly.”
“Can I smash it with a rock?”
“It’s too adorable to kill.”
“Your employees are a bunch of jerks.”
“Slow down, Drama Queen. You might deserve this but I don’t.”
“We gotta get outta here.”
“It’s a day for dumbass names.”
“And for a second I got a warm feeling. But then it was ruined by those disgusting-ass teeth.”
“You like, a professional asshole or what?”
“He’s goddang precious.”
“What did they do to you?”
“Then let’s just agree to never discuss this.”
“One minute you think someone has a weird-shaped head… the next minute it's just because you realize part of that head is the hat.”
“They killed all my friends.”
“So I guess this could all be mine someday.”
“I’m not going to dance with you.”
“If you ever tell anyone about this, I will kill you.”
“When are we gonna do something about this unspoken thing between us?”
“He’s my father; he’s blood.”
“Oh, I get it. You’re jealous.”
“I’m gonna go outside and I’m gonna try and get a signal.”
“Are you kidding me?”
“I saved your life.”
“You were all I had.”
“I saw your girl stomp off a little earlier in quite a huff.”
“I’m gonna make some weird shit.”
“I like a woman with some meat on her bones.”
“I tried to let you down easily by telling you that I find you disgusting.”
“I’m imagining being with you physically.”
“I’m stupid. You are in danger.”
“Everything is temporary.”
“We are forever.”
“What are you laughing at me for?”
“We leave no one behind, except maybe you.”
“You killed my mother!”
“You really need to grow up.”
“Hey, there, Jackass!”
“I told you something didn’t feel right.”
“You people have issues.”
“Well of course I have issues!”
“That’s my frickin’ father!”
“It was just a random thought, man.”
“You don’t have to believe in yourself, because I believe in you.”
“And our fat butts ain’t gonna fit through those tiny holes.”
“Nobody has any tape!”
“I knew you were lying!”
“You look like Mary Poppins.”
“I’m Mary Poppins, y’all!”
“So stop pissing me off.”
“You shouldn’t have killed my mom and squished my Walkman.”
“We’re gonna need to have a real discussion about your language.”
“I’m not leaving without him.”
“I used to pretend David Hasselhoff was my dad.”
“You will always be my sister.”
“You gotta clean up your room. It’s a complete mess.”
“I am not boring. You’re boring.”
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the newsroom - s1 e3 - the 112th congress
Content warning: strong language and brief mention of prescription drugs.
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“Those entrusted with protecting you failed you.”
“I failed you.”
“Adults should hold themselves accountable for failure.”
“What are we talking about?”
“I’m equipped for that.”
“I’ve got eyes.”
“You’re confusing it with Douchbaggery 101.”
“Have you slept?”
“I never heard anyone say that before.”
“That damn near worked.”
“I didn’t even know you were here.”
“They should be scared shitless.”
“It was a yes or a no question that should be easy to answer.”
“We’re going out.”
“I’m head of the cheerleading squad.”
“Can I talk to you for a second?”
“There are better ways to get back at me.”
“I’ll put up a suggestion box.”
“That didn’t sound like something that should come with a warning, that sounded like something that should come with balloons.”
“You’ve got ink on your face.”
“I’ll tell you when there’s something to worry about.”
“Do you mind waiting just a second while I change?”
“You’re nuts.”
“All I heard was sounds coming from the mouth of a nerd.”
“I’ve been sitting here for two and a half hours and I still don’t know why.”
“What were you expecting?”
“Does anybody mind if I start drinking a lot of bourbon right now, and then a little while later put my fist through his head?”
“I think you’ve had enough bourbon for one lifetime.”
“Yeah, go fuck yourself.”
“Get your finger out of my face.”
“The guys you bring back to the apartment have got to stop taking my Xanax.”
“I just need a minute.”
“I’m gonna pass out.”
“Imagine yourself in a safe space, or something you like.”
“I wish your face would stop moving so I could punch it.”
“Why are you telling me this?”
“Was that sarcastic?”
“That was obviously sarcastic.”
“I never knew what the word smug meant until I met you.”
“Learn how to have a fight.”
“Are you sure that’s the best analogy you can use?”
“I’d be very surprised if my mother’s seen Rocky II.”
“What the fuck are you talking about?”
“Is there something here that’s funny?”
“How much do you like me?”
“You know, I don’t know what’s happening right now.”
“I’m not going to swoop in like she’s a rent-controlled apartment.”
“Based on what are you giving relationship advice?”
“The public school system has failed you.”
“Hey, you want to give me a break?”
“It was a joke.”
“Don’t talk to me like that.”
“I don’t have time to explain the plot of ‘Gypsy.’”
“Just pretend I gave a better pep talk.”
“You should know your head’s up your ass.”
“Look, I’m not doing it on purpose.”
“We’re a little more than friends.”
“This is exactly what was supposed to happen.”
“I’m having trouble hearing you.”
“Look, you want to play golf or you want to fuck around?”
“Do not laugh.”
“Are you fucking out of your mind?”
“Get the fuck out.”
“Disabuse yourself of the idea that this is a conversation between equals.”
“A lot of people might argue there are witches out there.”
“Where the hell are we?”
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True Blood - S1E1 - Strange Love
Content Warning! True Blood is a series on HBO and contains strong, possibly offensive language, and sexual situations.
Send one for my muse’s reaction. Feel free to change the pronouns to fit our muses.
“What the hell are you doing?”
“I’m bored.”
“You get bored easily.”
“You get vamps in here?”
“You did not know that New Orleans is a Mecca for the vampire?”
“Dude, no harm intended.”
“We’re just a little drunk.”
“I could use a cocktail.”
“That wasn’t funny.”
“We don’t care what you think.”
“She like, clawed her own face off.”
“You two need to leave.”
“Fuck me? I’ll fuck you.”
“You ever pretend to be one of us again, and I’ll kill you.”
“Have a nice day, now.”
“Thank you baby, you know daddy loves you.”
“I feel like I’m trapped in some hillbilly OxyCotin nightmare.”
��I cannot wait to get out of this Podunk town.”
“Every year you wait you just get more and more stuck here.”
“Were you just looking for an excuse to wear those ugly-ass clothes?”
“You are a very rude young woman.”
“That’s for pattin’ my ass too much.”
“I don’t have a baby!”
“I know y’all have to be stupid but do you have to be that stupid?”
“Hey! I heard that!”
“This had better be an emergency.”
“I just quit my job.”
“I can’t work for assholes.”
“I’m glad you can afford to be so picky, Miss-Say-Hello-To-The-Rest-Of-Us.”
“He’s totally in love with you.”
“I need a margarita, a big one.”
“You can wrap your sweet lips around my slip reaper, that’s what you can do.”
“What the hell is wrong with her?”
“You look like a porn star.”
“You got a date?”
“They ain’t scared of you.”
“They’re scared of what’s between your legs.”
“I know every man whether straight, gay, or George mother-fucking Bush is terrified of the pussy.”
“Not everybody wants to have sex with you.”
“Y’all bitches don’t know what you’re missin’. I got six gears on these hips.”
“You had sex with a vampire?”
“What was I gonna do, say no to a thousand bucks?”
“Everybody should have sex with a vampire at least once before they die.”
“It’s not like it’s gonna kill me.”
“I’ve had better nights.”
“Am I that obvious?”
“Okay, okay. You spoke to him for like, a minute.”
“You don’t know how many people he sucked the blood out of over the last however many centuries he’s been alive.”
“What the hell is your problem?”
“I am very disappointed in you and your small-mindedness.”
“I’m not so sure you even have another side, you no-account, backwoods trash.”
“I will kill you for this.”
“I reckon you’re not too happy about being rescued by a woman.”
“Oh, but you have other very juicy arteries. There’s one in the groin that’s a particular favorite of mine.”
“When you talk to me, you will talk to me like the lady that I am.”
“I’d appreciate it if you didn’t share this information with anyone.”
“I only go off on stupid people.”
“That’s fucked up.”
“You wanna go somewhere?”
“Did he bite anybody?”
“You want me to kick his ass?”
“If you’re gonna wear that suit, you might wanna start watchin’ what you eat.”
“I’m having a really bad day.”
“You’re so full of shit.”
“How would you characterize the sex?”
“You need to make peace with that.”
“That boy is sex on a stick.”
“Ain’t nobody scarin’ him. He too big to be scared. I likes myself a big man.”
“You can be my santa Claus.”
“How come everybody knew about this before I did?”
“I am not psychic!”
“He is selfish, egotistical, and a complete horn-dog.”
“She likes ‘em tall, dark, and dead.”
“You’re something more than human.”
“I have a favor to ask you.”
“Who cares what they think?”
“Run away as fast as your legs can take you.”
“I can take care of myself.”
“What do you have, a death wish?”
“Are you out of your ever-loving mind?”
“You mean too much to me.”
#meme#memes#true blood#tw: language#tw: offensive topics#tw: sexual situations#some sentences are#nsfw
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NCIS - S1 E1 - Yankee White
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“Let’s have an early lunch.”
“I love the baby-backs from Papa Joe’s.”
“He came down with the flu.”
“You expecting a problem, sir?”
“That was the best you could do?”
“I’m a capricorn.”
“Never heard of it.”
“That’s embarrassing.”
“Don’t get into this pissing contest.”
“He started to convulse and collapsed.”
“I’ve barely met the deceased.”
“Well, don’t dismiss me like that.”
“I earned my jock strap.”
“Does it ever give you that empty feeling?”
“Like some species of frogs, I grow what I need.”
“Did you have to literally slam the door on the FBI’s face?”
“She’s got balls.”
“You’ve taken a dozen photos.”
“You’re pathetic.”
“I think I’m destined to shoot you.”
“It’s inconsistencies like this that start conspiracy theories.”
“Don’t believe what you’re told.”
“Should I write these rules in my palm pilot or crochet them on pillows?”
“I think it’s a stomach virus.”
“Did you think I was a virgin?”
“You going to lecture me about sleeping with people you work with?”
“Shut up and listen!”
“Never say you’re sorry.”
“I never thought I’d say this, but I’m not sure I want to.”
“Did you wake her up?”
“Called her on her cell.”
“Sounded like one phat party.”
“Get some sleep.”
“This is going to take all night.”
“Why would ______ go to a fat party?”
“This guy had enough vitamins, herbs, and organic food to open his own health market.”
“What are you going to do while I’m finding poison in a health snack?”
“What are you, my priest?”
“Curse you?”
“I mean, he probably wizzed green.”
“I mean, that stuff will kill you, but it will take, like, thirty years.”
“How’s your butt?”
“Mind if I tag along?”
“You never told me that you knew him.”
“Wanted to know what tips I could give him.”
“He might have run into us, and that wouldn’t have been good, would it?”
“Worried about losing your job?”
“What do you say we head home?”
“Nature always proves to be a far more elusive and powerful killer than man.”
“I told him we had to stop seeing each other.”
“There are some minor differences.”
“It’s a highly toxic aussie snake.”
“I don’t think that’s what he wants to brag about.”
“We need to talk.”
“I need to talk to you in private.”
“Hey! What are you doing?”
“Liars can’t pale on cue.”
“You’re still a bastard.”
“He’s not breathing.”
“She broke the rules.”
“I heard you quit.”
“Happy news gets around fast.”
“It was the right thing to do.”
“Is that a job offer?”
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the newsroom s1 e 2 - news night 2.0
A long list of sentence starters from the second episode of the newsroom. Send one to my inbox for my muse’s reaction! Feel free to change the pronouns to fit our muses.
“Can I talk to you a second?”
“What they lack in experience they make up for in… inexperience.”
“I think most people here know that you and I were together a while ago.”
“I don’t want anyone to know why we’re not together now.”
“I find it hard to predict what you will and won’t do.”
“Just to be clear, you want me to tell some people but not everyone?”
“That’s pretty good television.”
“I learned everyone’s names last night.”
“He’s a closet moron.”
“What are you doing now?”
“They’re close together on the keyboard.”
“_______’s a closet bigot who hates immigrants even though this country was founded by immigrants.”
“A twelve year old kid in Topeka is trying to convince me he’s got a pair of jacks in the hole.”
“Is there a way I can tell his parents?”
“I want you to stop.”
“We’re trying something new.”
“He listens to you.”
“He didn’t go crazy.”
“I need to be able to do my job.”
“We’ve never gotten along that well.”
“I’m not they bad guy.”
“Nobody’s the bad guy.”
“Though if you call ______ a whore again, I’m going to take out your teeth one punch at a time.”
“That’s not really helpful.”
“It would be called prejudicial anywhere.”
“Nope, not that kind of prejudicial.”
“I convinced her she’s not going to have to outscream a crazy person.”
“You don’t have to raise your hand.”
“Did you hear me when I was speaking or were you distracted by a bumblebee?”
“There aren’t two sides to every story. Some stories have five sides, some only have one.”
“I took the time. I care.”
“Are you asking him out?”
“If he wants me to. I’m nice.”
“What are you still doing here?”
“It would be emotionally manipulative.”
“I don’t want to feel sorry for anybody.”
“I’m doing you guys a favor.”
“I thought maybe we could do a practice run first.”
“I just meant, okay, I heard you say that.”
“I’m doing this under protest.”
“Well, are you writing it down?”
“I know exactly what you’re thinking.”
“I’ll be honest, because of the way I phrased those questions I wasn’t totally clear on what you meant.”
“I think kids are great. I used to be one.”
“I’m sorry, but don’t I first open my eyes and notice it’s a new day?”
“I’ve done this before.”
“What is this magic box in front of me?”
“Have I done something to you?”
“I swear I was just thinking the exact same thing.”
“I have no idea why I’m being mean to you.”
“It doesn’t feel like it.”
“I’m just being honest.”
“I can’t ask for more than that, except rational thought.”
“Am I taking a test?”
“I’m not interested in cooking. I make sandwiches.”
“They’re not going to have your legs.”
“I would not ask you if I didn’t think you were qualified.”
“I mean it, I don’t have any friends.”
“I had a boyfriend who cheated on me.”
“Yes, we were together for two years and we broke up.”
“You don’t have to tell me what happened.”
“You’re enabling an ass.”
“People knew the Titanic was going to sink when they went to the movie, but it was still cool to watch, which is why they went to the movie.”
“Is this something you want or something you got talked into?”
“I said that after a couple of shots of some kind of varnish remover at a particularly low point in my life.”
“That makes people think they’re not at the cool party anymore.”
“Do you want me to fix you up with someone who will take your mind off a girl from three years ago?”
“I swear, I kept my personal feelings to myself.”
“It wasn’t a relationship. We went out four times.”
“She was shouting ‘I know you’ve got some slut in there’ - I think she meant me.”
“So I got under the bed and he let his ex-girlfriend in and the two of them patched things up.”
“It didn’t take very long because as it turns out, _______ doesn’t take very long.”
“That’s why I was so sure God was on my side - because he teed me up so perfectly.”
“You could have not hidden under the bed.”
“Are you being sarcastic? Because yes, I’m pretty sure he did this on purpose.”
“I don’t know what the hell dance you two are doing.”
“He’d throw himself in front of a train for anyone.”
“That doesn’t fucking happen to me!”
“That’s - I’m really impressed that you’re forgiving me so fast.”
“At the end of a romantic comedy that would make everything okay.”
“Would you rather I’d have been dishonest?”
“Can I get a little privacy?”
“I got shot in the ass.”
“I miss my BlackBerry.”
“I’m a survivor and I don’t know the word ‘quit.’”
“I can’t take my eyes off of it.”
“There’s a karaoke bar down the street we go to.”
“How much have you had to drink?”
“I feel myself suffocating from your support.”
“Did you think I didn’t know I fucked up?”
“I really only drink when I’m scared.”
“I would like to have a word with you right here and right now.”
“You should shut up more than you do. Do people tell you that?”
“Fuck up again like this, I’m gonna get mad.”
“Are you going to keep asking me questions that all mean the same thing?”
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ᵀʰᵉ ᴺᵉʷˢʳᵒᵒᵐ ⁻ ᵂᵉ ᴶᵘˢᵗ ᴰᵉᶜᶦᵈᵉᵈ ᵀᵒ ˢ¹⁻ᴱ¹
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“I think we need a more precise definition of perverted.”
“I consider myself a New York Jets fan.”
“That sounds like a good answer, I’ll take it.”
“How do you feel about that?”
“I’m not letting you go back to the airport without answering the question.”
“You don’t look satisfied.”
“I don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.”
“First step in solving any problem is recognizing there is one.”
“What the fuck was that?”
“I’m sorry. I’m taking medicine for vertigo and I think it works because I’ve got it.”
“You’re in trouble, man.”
“You can’t talk to me like that.”
“Do you need a doctor?”
“I’m excited to meet them too, but not tonight.”
“It’s just too soon.”
“When did you decide that?”
“I have to get back into my meeting.”
“I was concerned that I’d been caught in the middle of something personal.”
“I can see now that I was worried for nothing.”
“Everybody here knows nobody cares.”
“You’re making a mistake.”
“Loyalty?”
“Where is everybody?”
“What’s goin’ on?”
“You couldn’t say the answer from over there?”
“Shit, how much does he know?”
“I don’t know what just happened.”
“No, I knew that was a trap but I knew you were seeing her.”
“That was the story about how sometimes things fall right into your lap.”
“The answer to that question has several parts.”
“This story won’t end.”
“I get that there are moments, small moments, infrequent moments where I’m not the easiest guy to work with but who the hell is?”
“Well it helps that you’re drunk most of the time.”
“Try not to make a scene.”
“Hey, Dickless!”
“Please, I’ll replace you in fifteen minutes.”
“I’m affable!”
“Was that something that really needed to be said four times?”
“You are a smart, talented guy, who isn’t very nice.”
“That’s enough.”
“I’m a marine _____ I will beat the shit out of you I don’t care how many protein bars you eat!”
“It’s easier to say than the truth.”
“I’m here for whatever you need.”
“Do you care?”
“I am a perfectly nice guy.”
“I’m never going on vacation again.”
“She’s mentally and physically exhausted.”
“She’s been to way too many funerals for a girl her age.”
“It’s not going to go your way.”
“Coincidentally that was the last time you were a nice guy!”
“I’m here to do your job.”
“Are you serious?”
“I don’t understand.”
“I gave too much information.”
“Let me try to guess something and you tell me how much I get right.”
“Alright, you’re gonna see some things.”
“This still looking good to you?”
“The first thing I did when I got back was buy women’s clothes.”
“I maxed out three credit cards.”
“It will just be the three of us for dinner tonight.”
“I just got an allergy.”
“I hate lying to my father.”
“Does he want you to do things in the bedroom you’re uncomfortable with?”
“Damn it. These are just routine questions.”
“You put that all together really fast.”
“It’s not an original story.”
“Your eyes are red.”
“Did you hurt anything?”
“Mmhmm. Everything.”
“That’s personal, do you see me asking personal questions?”
“When was the last time you were in love with a woman?”
“You know that the only reason I’m still standing here is that I have no where else to go, right?”
“You’ve always had a little crush on me, it’s been cute.”
“She’s me before I grew into myself and got hotter with age.”
“I don’t understand why you chose this moment to lose it!”
“Hey, Jughead, I ain’t afraid of nothin’ except jellyfish which is completely normal.”
“What’s in this for you?”
“Why does it have to be like that?”
“It doesn’t, but it is.”
“You’ve done enough. You’ve done everything I’ve ever asked you to do and a ton of stuff I’d never ask anyone to do.”
“Fly away little bird.”
“Do you know how to flirt?”
“Okay, just sit here.”
“Did you get all those emails?”
“I didn’t read them.”
“It’s not my business; you can go anywhere with anyone.”
“Sometimes when you’re in Afghanistan it turns out you’re really in Pakistan”
“She’s crazy you know.”
“I’m just taking your temperature - on a scale of 1-10 how much trouble am I in with you?”
“That can’t possibly be my problem.”
“Yeah, they fucked up, _______, they trusted you!”
“You’re being sarcastic.”
“Tell me who you are again…”
“I just want to make sure you know that you’re still on this side of the door.”
“You’re spinning out of control.”
“Yeah, that whole speech did nothing for me.”
“I don’t mind if you sit here and observe, but I do mind you doing anything else.”
“Thanks for calling back.”
“Well I can’t help you there.”
“Seriously, you’re being disruptive now.”
“I want you to not use that language in front of women and to forever not to suggest that image to me.”
“Is he old enough to drive at night?”
“I don’t think that’s his name.”
“I’m not the IT guy.”
“I made a volcano in primary school.”
“I didn’t know we were supposed to learn something from it.”
“It’s going to be the biggest environmental disaster in history.”
“I think you may be overreacting.”
“You are dramatically under-reacting.”
“I’m the only one who’s not dramatically doing anything.”
“I know, it’s just lucky.”
“How often do you get this lucky?”
“This is my first time.”
“Michael Phelps with an outboard motor on his ass couldn’t outswim that fire.”
“I’m sorry if I’ve been a little inaccessible or terse lately, or for several years.”
“I don’t know what that is but I like it”
“People should know what they’re screaming about.”
“I’m here, I’m not going anywhere.”
“Don’t talk to me unless you absolutely have to.”
“Between 8 and 9 o’clock you are completely mine.”
“I don’t see it working that way.”
“Well now you’re just a crazy guy shouting ‘Youtube!’”
“You warmed up or do you want to screw around some more?”
“Come with me.”
“This is beautiful.”
“I’m just sitting here, _______, I’m watching the news.”
“I can only use 140 characters.”
“Figure it out.”
“I’m breathing just fine.”
“Now you’re being unnecessarily flippant.”
“Oh my God, would somebody hit him with a stun gun?!”
“He’s going to be scared to death.”
“God you’re a pussy.”
“I’m too old to be governed by fear of dumb people.”
“You orchestrated the whole thing.”
“I know everything.”
“We just decided to.”
“I fucking loved what you said.”
“Are you kidding? You were like Batman.”
“Yeah, I shouldn’t say things.”
“We got off on the wrong foot. Can I buy you a drink?”
“I was wrong, you were right.”
“We should go.”
“I don’t know what you’re miming.”
“Can I talk to you a second?”
“You were perfect.”
“You two idiots were drunk when you met us for dinner?”
“I thought I saw you in the audience and that’s how I got flustered.”
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The West Wing - S3 E12 - 100,00 Airplanes
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“We don’t really talk about that.”
“Now you’re cookin’“
Are you talking to me?”
“It’s a long story.”
“My guess is there are some things on his mind.”
“I’m not doing it.”
“Why are you pissed at me?”
“I’m not pissed at you.”
“You should go get some.”
“Come with me.”
“What did you just say?”
“I’m not messing around.”
“I’m out of pie.”
“It wasn’t my idea.”
“Don’t talk to me.”
“I have wit, I have charm, I have brains, I have legs that go all the way down to the floor.”
“We didn’t know anything.”
“Photo op!”
“This is good.”
“Dance with me.”
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Send me 🗺 to go on a vacation with my muse!
Send 🗺+ a place for a specific destination
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Send 🛍 to go shopping with my muse!
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Send 💭 to hear a thought my muse has about yours.
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Send me 🕯 for our muses to be alone during a power outage.
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Send 🎪 for our muses to go to the circus together.
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Send me 🔥 to go camping with my muse!
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**I’ve finally decided to release my navi page so please like or reblog this post if you like/use the theme so I know if people like it or not. If there’s anything wrong with it, please message me here. Please follow the rules.
Image 500x200 (Find URLIMAGEHERE and replace it with the image url you want to use [rt. click on the image and copy image url])
Easy to use
Small, black cursor
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Grey’s Anatomy - S7 E11 - Disarm
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“I’m ovulating”
“You’re gonna make us late.”
“You sat here all night?”
“Hey, that’s not West...”
“Call the blood bank.”
“You okay?”
“Nothing about this is okay.”
“She’s got her hand on the hole!”
“I have bigger fish to fry!”
“Thanks so much, _______, I appreciate the support.”
“People are dying!”
“I understand why you’re mad at me.”
“No matter what he did he’s still my little brother.”
“Sorry about the ‘bastard’ thing.”
“There’s something you need to see.”
“Does that make me a terrible person?”
“Let’s stop meeting like this.”
“I am so deeply, deeply, deeply sorry for hurting you so much.”
“Please don’t walk away.”
“You are not the only one in this relationship. There are two of us.”
“You amaze me.”
“I hate this place.”
“Take your time. I’ll wait.”
“You look exhausted. I look handsome.”
“I love wedding cake.”
“That deserves a toast.”
“You wanna get a drink?”
“Maybe not a real drink actually because I’m trying to get pregnant and supposedly alcohol will make my baby have three heads and sixteen toes.”
“Wanna get some crack cocaine?”
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Grey’s Anatomy - S7 E10 - Adrift and at Peace
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“Nothing says good morning like shower sex.”
“Sex with you just makes me sad.”
“That came out wrong.”
“I’m gonna need more consonants.”
“I am amazing!”
“Well, I should go.”
“There are no bathrooms out there you know.”
“It’s like you were never there.”
“Is that a trick question?”
“You’re a mad genius.”
“Do I have a shot?”
“You seein’ someone?”
“When would I have time for that?”
“She fell one hundred feet into a ravine.”
“I hope no one is wearing new shoes.”
“I can’t see anything!”
“Can I make a suggestion?”
“Are you gonna be like this all day?”
“I’m standing right here.”
“I don’t know how much your fee is, but I know I can’t afford it.”
“He just kissed me...”
“This is a lethal injury.”
“Quiz me!”
“You know, the fish can hear you.”
“This is a good spot!”
“Wow, that’s deep.”
“I don’t agree with the basic premise.”
“I can’t stop. I can’t turn my mind off.”
“I just want to do something good today.”
“I am choosing to believe that not all people are evil and bad.”
“You and I, we don’t work.”
“Have I told you lately how much I like your eyes?”
“What do I do?”
“You are fearless and I don’t mean that in a good way!”
“I think he’s kinda hot...”
“We’re gonna want to remember this.”
“Try not to think too far in the future.”
“Way to kick a guy when he’s down.”
“I have twenty-one pounds of trout.”
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page 05 | dilemma ↳ CODE | PREVIEW
Well this was a lot of fun to make! Here’s a character page inspired by fictional bands that only exist in my head. Each image on the grid expands to reveal a full bio, faux twitter & instagram feeds and a navigation. The page is filterable by multiple criteria (as seen in the second preview) and includes an SCM playlist. Image dimensions are written into the code and I’ve made a tutorial on how to customize the filters here. If you have any questions or just want to show me what you’ve done, feel free to @me or send me a message!
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