once my brain fully develops it's so over - 20+, 🏳️🌈, any pronouns, 🍉🇵🇸
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forget howl lets talk about the real Stealer of the Show, spicy mama Prince Justin. how about a little fire scarecrow indeed mmmm��
i mentally wrote this post in the shower because i remembered him being a lot cuter but now i realize he looks like anthropomorphic banana pudding. well the lesson here is that we tried. prince justin tried and i think that’s something we can all relate to. sometimes you come out on top and sometimes you’re delicious custard
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POV ur a 5'0" goalie and u wake up to This
#neil josten#andreil#aftg#all for the game#my art#💁#happy pride 🫡#maybe ill post more art in the future idk
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Your Arab aren't you? Have you ever dated a terrorist
nah I’m not into white guys sry
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imagine coming out to tina fey and she immediately asks if she can write a thinly veiled very homophobic sketch about you and you agree but then at the table read you can see shes starting to look really uncomfortable and she keeps looking over at amy poehler nervously and then at the end before anyone can say anything she stands up and really loudly goes "im sorry everyone. i cant do this anymore. im a lesbian. im sorry for writing all those homophobic jokes in 30 rock i think that was just my internalized homophobia coming out" and she runs out of the room and amy runs -after her and you follow them into the hallway and see them making out

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this idea came to me in the shower and I actually doubled over because I was laughing so hard
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Losing it over this image my friend just sent me on Discord
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i don’t think there’s anything funnier than saying “god forbid women do anything” in response to women doing the most objectively horrifying actions possible.
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Egon Schiele (1890-1918), Two Friends (1917), black crayon on paper, 29.8 x 46.1 cm. Via Sotheby’s.
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i #love when my vision cuts out when I have a chronic illness flare up #itsthelittlethings
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