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The FBI in Longlegs: Why is it that this case has been cold for 20 years and within a week of you working on it, all this new information suddenly comes to light? What's your relationship with Longlegs, how does he know your name, what are you hiding from us--
Bill Clinton:
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longlegs 2024 went what if the boogeyman from your childhood was real and you forgot him but he remembers you. and your mother tells you there is no boogeyman but she knows he’s always been there but because she loves you she can’t allow you to remember. also what if there was a guy and he stood there
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*through gritted teeth* Princess Peach would want me to be kind to myself, Luigi would want me to take my meds, Mario would want me to eat and sleep, Daisy would want me to kill those who’ve wronged me
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Got tagged here and on Twitter that clip compilation of Keanu and his he he he laugh
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All slapstick is horror because people get hurt and that’s scary
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I broke a ramune bottle to get the marble out for my dragon.
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jesse. did you just plant those melons jesse. you know those take 12 days to grow. its already the 17th jesse. and you didnt use fertilizer. we arent going to make it. how are we going to get our 5 gold star melons now? at this rate we'll never finish the community center. i hate you.
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