I'm Emily, and welcome to my blog! I pretty much reblog whatever I find funny here, as well as sometimes adding some WIPs I'm working on. If you have any questions, feel free to message me!
I learned what sun poisoning is recently and now I keep getting scared when I see suspiciously pink white people out and about during the day. Like dude get back inside you're in danger
You, a heroic paladin have successfully slain a fearsome dragon. But the dragon warns you that death is but a door, and dragons don’t die, they reincarnate. You paid it no mind….until your son was born with golden, slitted eyes.
The last few krakens and giant squids I saw in any media had entirely soft suckers like an octopus so now I'm wondering something.
Giant squid generally have "tooth lined" suckers, and the colossal squid's two longer tentacles have suckers that evolved into full blown claws all over them.