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ms-th-brds · 1 day
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advertisement should be illegal. this is based in the 3rd pillar of my belief system: leave me the fuck alone
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ms-th-brds · 2 days
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Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation
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ms-th-brds · 3 days
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my watch doesn't quite communicate notifications right, so any time I get a note on Tumblr, this is what I see :/
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it's not even on that post
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ms-th-brds · 6 days
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ms-th-brds · 7 days
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ms-th-brds · 8 days
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*Saw Theme Song Plot Twist Reveal*
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NYPD chase a man for fare evasion, tase him, become “aware of a knife” and then started blasting, hitting a cop, and two bystanders (one in the head) before getting this guy. Backtracking with “well this guy has done xyz before”, the cops didn’t know that. They frantically looked him up so they could justify a mass shooting of New Yorkers.
They drew guns over skipping the fare. They fired at anything that moved when they thought he had a knife. No confirmation that he even did have a knife.
Appalling.
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ms-th-brds · 9 days
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©东予薏米  jade rabbits making mooncakes for mid-autumn festival
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ms-th-brds · 11 days
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“i used to live there” is such a sad phrase. seeing places u used to live in is an odd thing. It’s like ‘i know where the best hiding place is in there. my bedroom was the one directly to the left as you walk in. i took my first steps on that flooring. i used to play in that yard with my grandma. she died two years ago. that was the only place i ever knew. those walls contain all of my childhood memories. i can no longer go there, but i know every corner like the back of my hand.’
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ms-th-brds · 11 days
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I-80 highway through Wyoming. nicknamed The Sisters, for the three sets of hills that create an optical illusion of the road rising into the sky
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ms-th-brds · 13 days
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From "Discovering Scarfolk" by Richard Littler
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ms-th-brds · 13 days
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it's weird how sometimes you run into someone who has beef with you over things that you didnt even register. Like I smile at a woman I vaguely recognise and her response is "I remember you, you're the woman who convinced my brothers wife to divorce him over a shower"
And I'm like "oh yeah! Yeah I am!"
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ms-th-brds · 23 days
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Preach, sister
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ms-th-brds · 2 months
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HEY IF YOU ARE READING THIS DO ME A FAVOR
go into another room and pick up a random object and look at it!!
like really look at it!!!
SOMEONE designed that!!
a real life living person set time aside to design that
you will probably never know their name but you should thank them and all the other designers who make the mundane things in your life because otherwise life would be boring with out them
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ms-th-brds · 2 months
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lisa brice, "untitled," 2023-2024, oil on trace
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