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Imagine how much more he would make in those 10 seconds if he pissed in a Gatorade bottle

Amazon also doesn’t pay anything in federal taxes and a lot of their workers are on government assistance. That’s really fucking cool. that’s where government regulations should kick in.

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Hope everyone is staying strong and safe out there! This storm will pass

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rissa offered me $3 to make this meme

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The Legendary Bird Trio!

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“Waiting is painful. Forgetting is painful. But not knowing which to do is the worst kind of suffering.”

— Paulo Coelho, By the River Piedra I Sat Down and Wept (via naturaekos)

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#he protecc and he ATTACC

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Reminder that it’s ok not to have your shit together at 20 something

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A few months ago I mentioned to my friend that she should buy her boyfriend flowers because more men should get flowers from their partner and she did it today and apparently he was shaking from excitement and emotions because he’s never recieved flowers before. So, anyway, get yo man some flowers.

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“[If Trump is impeached] this would mean no future president would be immune from impeachment!”

NO PRESIDENT HAS EVER BEEN OR WILL EVER BE IMMUNE FROM IMPEACHMENT

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The director of cybersecurity from the Electronic Freedom Foundation is offering to help women who have been threatened with compromise of their devices.

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And then I find out the fanfic hasn’t updated for over a year.

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