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That pretty much matches everything I believe about Legolas' and Thranduil's relationship.
A list of some bad habits Legolas got from Thranduil.
1) Ignoring people complelty when he doesn't want to answer their question or just doesn't feel like responding.
2) Covering any unwanted emotion with spite and anger.
3) Making a game out of everything cause they're both bored constantly.
4) Making a joke, knowing the people around arnt sure if it's a joke or not; and not bothering to tell them it is cause it's funnier for him that way.
5) Interrupting people or just telling them to stop talking.
6) Being Blatantly Too Facially Expressive.
7) Not bothering to looks around for a 1/4 of a fuck to give about anything he doesn't feel like careing about.
8) Daydreaming during conversations.
9) Inappropriate jokes or jokes at bad times.
10) No Verbal Filter Anymore.
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Is it just me or is this giving Thranduil vibes???
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Hey! That's me again! I hope you're fine! Well, as we're Disney Child and Forest Elves lovers... What do you think if Legolas know a beautiful lady in the Forest like prince Philipe in Sleeping Beauty? Also, I really loved your answer to my other ask! Byeee! ❤️
Hi! I'm doing great, life has been good. How are you? In relation to your question, in my headcanon, Legolas is nearly 4 thousand years old. I like to think that he does have someone in mind, but because of the war raging on underneath his beloved forest, he hasn't really acted upon it yet. Also, I believe that when their forest was first invaded, it was when Legolas was still a child, equivalent to about 4 human years. I believe that his mother died protecting him from the onslaught of Orcs, spiders, etc...
I always thought that Sauron did that deliberately because he probably tried to kill Thranduil many times, but kept failing. So his only logical thought was to kill his wife and make him suffer, possibly even send him over the sea to Valinor. Unfortunately for Sauron, he forgot that Thranduil would never leave Legolas behind, even if that meant suffering through thousands of years of war. This caused Legolas to fear love, as he saw what loving did to his Father when his Mother died. He wouldn't have been able to live with himself if he put someone through that much pain. I believe that he would've acted upon his love once the war was over, but while it was still happening, he probably would've kept it a secret.
Hope this answers your question!! Feel free to send a follow-up if it doesn't!
#answered ask#Legolas#my headcanon#Legolas and love?#What do you think?#Do you think he would have someone he loves?
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OMG!!!!! YESSSSSSS!!! 🤣🤣🤣
"Just because I'm the last Elven King east of the Sea, doesn't mean I won't slap the absolute Orc-shit out of you. So you might want to consult your ancestors one more time before you cross me again, because I operate heavily on the "fuck around and find out" wavelength of existence and by the time you DO find out, I might just be opening the door for Mandos to escort you off this wavelength and into the 'deceased' one."
-- Thranduil Oropherion (to Gandalf probably)
#Incorrect Thranduil quotes#def giving Thranduil vibes#do you think Thranduil told Gandalf this before or after the dwarves???#poor Gandalf#he better start praying to whatever God will listen to him#funny
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Hiii! I really like your posts and as a Disney Child, I would like to know which Disney princesses would be each character's favorite and why. (It can be any character. Thranduil, Gimli, Legolas, etc.)
Another Disney child!! Thank you so much for your ask!!
For Legolas, I feel like his favourite Disney princess would either be Snow White or Mulan. Snow White because she cares deeply for all animals and nature, just as he does. She also has a very caring spirit and is always looking to help others. I feel like he’d also love Mulan because she is very selfless and willing to do anything to protect those around her, just as he does. Yeah, I think those two would be his favourites.
For Thranduil, I’m not really sure. He cares deeply for those he loves, but he’s also highly sarcastic and others see him as difficult or unfeeling. He’s the opposite. He loves the people close to him and he would be willing to walk to the ends of the Earth for any of the people he loves. He’s fiercely protective of the ones he loves and he will beat you up verbally and physically if you say anything about them. He doesn’t like people who are rude or people who think that everyone else is below them. In a way, he kinda reminds me of Elsa, in that they’re both misunderstood and while they look like monsters with no feelings, they do care deeply for those they love. I don’t think Thranduil would have a favourite Disney princess, he just doesn’t seem like the type to watch Disney movies.
For reasons I am not able to explain, I feel that deep down, Gimli’s favourite Disney princess would be Rapunzel. He’d probably deny it, but secretly I think she is his favourite.
Agree? Disagree? Got any other ideas? Please feel free to let me know! Hope this answers your question❤️
#Answered#Legolas#Thranduil#Gimli#Disney princess#what do you think?#let me know if you have any other ideas!!
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Pippin: Let's play two truths one lie!
Legolas: How do you play that?
Merry: It's simple really. You tell us two true things about yourself and one lie. We have to guess the lie.
Legolas: Oh, okay.
Legolas: I have blonde hair, my eyes are green and I once surfed down a cliff on a piece of bark because I wanted to see if it was like surfing on the rapids that go through my home.
Pippin: You can't make it that obvious!
Aragorn: Uhh... his eyes are blue.
Pippin: You did WHAT?
#Incorrect Legolas quotes#Aragorn#Merry#Pippin#fellowship shenanigans#two truths one lie#funny#Legolas being Legolas#Probably gave Thranduil a heart attack when he found out#Elrond too
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(This is a backstory to one of my previous posts)
Gladrion shaking his head: That is a terrible idea.
Legolas raising one eyebrow: Well, I'm all open to ideas, but I'm not hearing any. We have about a minute before we'll be overrun by spiders, so if you have any better ideas, I suggest that now is the best time for show and tell.
Lothuial running back to where the two elves were standing, her breaths coming in quick, rapid succession: Make that 20 seconds. What's the plan?
Gladrion: Legolas wants us to split up and each lead them into one of their nests, which he will then blow up, hopefully after we've exited it.
Lothuial: That is a terrible idea!
Gladrion: That's what I told him!
Legolas exasperated: And I told you that if you have no better idea, we'll be doing that!
*** 10 minutes later ***
Legolas shouting up to where his friends were running along the ledge with about 100 spiders trailing after them: I'm gonna shoot it!
Gladrion: No Legolas! You're still in there!
Lothuial: Your Father will kill us if we do not return with you!
Legolas smirking: Then you'd better get me out quickly.
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Is it just me or is it giving the giant spiders in Mirkwood?
Aragorn: Like my Ada always says: ‘What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger.’
Legolas: ……… that is not my lived experience.
Legolas: Whatever doesn't kill me makes me wish that it had, then it mutates and tries significantly harder the second time.
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Legolas to Gandalf’s back: Mithrandir, I believe I owe you an explanation. Legolas as Gandalf turns to face him: If we are to be going on this quest together, we might as well try to enjoy each others company.
Gandalf looking rather remorseful: I’m sorry Greenleaf. I didn’t mean for any of this to happen.
Legolas understandingly: You weren’t meant to know. We had been hearing of another Master of the woods for centuries. We weren’t sure if it was you, Elrond, Galadriel, it could’ve been anyone.
Gandalf putting the pieces together: So you shut out everyone. Legolas: Exactly. It was the only way we thought we could protect ourselves. When you, against Elronds and the White Council’s better judgment, went and woke Smaug, we were shocked. It looked like you were the master of the woods we’d been hearing about for years. I refused to believe that you could do such a thing. Then you went and started a war that we had no intention of fighting in. Do you know where Smaug would’ve gone if Bard hadn’t killed it?
Legolas before Gandalf could answer: He would’ve gone to Greenwood and we wouldn’t have stood a chance. Everything we had fought to protect for centuries would’ve burnt into cinders. That made me mad. I started to believe that you were the master the woods whispered of. I felt sick. The idea that you, the wizard that I’d known since I was small was working against us, it was enough to send us, me, into a frenzy. Not only did we believe that you were working with Sauron, but you are solely responsible for all the elves, humans and dwarves that died that day. So we left without another word to you or anyone.
Legolas looking at the floor, slightly guiltily: We became more reclusive. We thought that if you could turn on us, anyone could. We stopped trusting anyone and everyone. Still, a silent war raged on under the branches of our beloved forest. I’m sorry for the way we treated you when you brought Gollum to us. You didn’t deserve it. We were just so angry at you, and the world. And I’m sorry to hear about Saruman. I know he was your friend.
Gandalf looking sympathetically at Legolas: Me too. And I’m sorry for all the trouble I caused your people Greenleaf.
Legolas smiling: That’s Prince Greenleaf to you.
#Legolas#Gandalf#Incorrect Legolas quotes#Incorrect Gandalf quotes#lotr#Legolas and Gandalf make up#War of the Ring#Greenwood#funny#Elrond#Galadriel
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Pippin: Legolas? How old are you?
Legolas: Sorry?
Sam: Well Mister Legolas Sir, we were just wondering how old you were seeing as you always tell us stories from a long time ago.
Legolas sheepishly: Umm… what year are we in?
Aragorn at the same time as Pippin: This is an example of elves being terrible at keeping track of time.
Pippin in absolute shock: You don’t know how old you are?!
Legolas trying his hardest to explain, making vague gestures in the air around him: I know how old I am roughly. Time is infinite for me! It just keeps on going. Do you count the number of breaths you take? Or the number of words you speak? Time just… exists. So… what year are we in?
Aragorn reluctantly: 3018 of the third age. And don’t you dare ask me what year you were born in.
Legolas rolling his eyes: I may be bad at keeping track of time but I do know when I was born. Legolas counting on his fingers for a good long while before announcing rather proudly: 3791! Yes, that does sound about right.
#Legolas#Aragorn#Pippin#Sam#Fellowship#Incorrect Legolas quotes#Incorrect Fellowship quotes#lotr#funny#Legolas doesn’t know how old he is
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Thranduil coming out of the third meeting of that day, turning to Galion: What is next and why do I have to go?
Galion wincing slightly: Wheat shortage and because the Council says so.
Thranduil rolling his eyes: And that is important how?
Thranduil sighing: Any news on the attack?
Galion: No, but I do have a letter from Legolas and a three documents that need signing. Thranduil while walking: Quill.
Galion handing him a quill and flipping to the appropriate pages that need signing, then handing him Legolas’ letter: Here.
(Thranduil pocketing the letter while grunting)
Galion: Aren’t you going to open it?
Thranduil: No, I already know what it says.
Galion: Well I don’t.
Thranduil raising one eyebrow is skepticism: I thought you would’ve read it. I assumed you read all my letters.
Galion gasping in mock horror: The nerve of you to accuse me of such thing! I would do no such thing!
(Thranduil and Galion reaching the door to Thranduil’s next meeting)
Thranduil: It’s his angry reply on a race he insists he didn’t loose even though it was very clear I won.
Thranduil rolling his eyes: Honestly. The nerve of some people.
#Thranduil#Galion#Incorrect Thranduil quotes#Incorrect Galion quotes#lotr#headcanon#funny#Legolas#Incorrect Legolas quotes#Thranduil and Legolas relationship
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Thranduil and Elrond to the Twins and Legolas: Why is it when something happens, it’s always you three?
(Two thousand years later when Aragorn is living in Rivendell)
Thranduil and Elrond to the Twins, Legolas and Aragorn: Why is it when something goes wrong, it’s always you four?
#Thranduil#Elrond#Legolas#Aragorn#Elladan#Elrohir#funny#Incorrect Thranduil quotes#Incorrect Elrond quotes#lotr#headcanon#Thranduil and Elrond#The Twins
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Thranduil muttering under his breath: Remember: we are here to forge goodwill and diplomatic trust. No sarcasm. No chaos.
Galion straight-faced: So… lie.
Legolas grinning: Extensively.
Thranduil sighing: Why do I bring either of you?
Galion: You like flair and backup commentary.
Legolas: And I’m your little leaf. You wouldn't leave me!
Thranduil muttering: I won't hesitate to fire you.
Elrond: Thranduil! Welcome. Your reputation precedes you.
Thranduil bowing with just the right amount of smug: I do try to arrive at least ten minutes after it.
Galion under his breath: Usually with better posture than this.
Thranduil: Galion.
Legolas eyeing the decorative fruit platter on the table: Is that… pomegranate? I thought this was a formal occasion.
Galion sniffs a fig suspiciously: This looks like it fought back.
Thranduil through clenched teeth, smiling at the Elrond: Forgive my companions. They’ve never seen fruit arranged diplomatically.
Elrond slightly confused: It's a symbol of abundance.
Galion: Abundant bruising, perhaps.
Legolas: Shall I duel it, or just glare at it until it surrenders?
Thranduil glaring at both of them: If either of you so much as sneeze in the direction of that fruit, I will assign you both to border patrol. In the rain. Without cloaks.
Elrond smiling a little too politely: You certainly bring a… spirited entourage.
Galion: We prefer the term “charmingly inconvenient.”
Legolas: Or “elvishly unpredictable.”
Thranduil: I’m changing both your titles to “Perpetual Embarrassment.”
Galion: Sounds like a noble house.
Legolas: Can I be heir?
Thranduil turns to the Elrond: I’m terribly sorry. I promise, we are technically a functioning government.
Elrond laughing: On the contrary—this is the most entertaining diplomatic visit we’ve ever had.
Galion: See, my lord? We’re not chaotic.
Legolas: We’re just… impactful.
#Thranduil and Galion#Thranduil and Legolas#Thrandul#Legolas#Galion#Elrond#Incorrect Thranduil quotes#Incorrect Legolas quotes#Incorrect Galion quotes#Funny#Incorrect lotr quotes#Thranduil and Elrond
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Just wanted to say a HUGE thank you to everyone who has liked and reblogged any of my posts. I really appreciate it and I hope you all have a wonderful day. I’m 100% open to asks or questions or if you just want to chat, 100% into that too. Again, thank you and I hope you enjoy the rest of today!!❤️❤️❤️
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Thranduil not looking up from a scroll: Tell me, ion-nín, was the Orc ambush successful, or are you simply dressing as one now?
Legolas drops a muddy boot on the rug: It’s the latest in forest fashion. I thought you’d appreciate the rugged charm.
Thranduil: If filth were fashionable, your wardrobe would be the envy of all Middle-earth.
Legolas: I’ll let Elrond know you’re starting trends. “Thranduil the Trendsetter.” Has a nice ring to it.
Thranduil finally looks up, one brow arched dangerously: Careful, child. I still outrank you, and I have access to your baby sketches.
Legolas gasps, mock horror: You wouldn’t.
Thranduil: One more comment about my robes, and every guard in the palace will know you once tried to name your squirrel “King Nutbringer.”
Legolas: ...He was noble.
Thranduil: He threw acorns at Galion’s head.
Legolas: Exactly.
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OMG!!! Yes!!!!!! That is exactly how I picture him as well!!!
I wonder what Thranduil was like when he was young.
Was he an archer? Did he have a wild spirit that has been long since tamed? He is an ancient creature now but he wasn`t always. I need fic.
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