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msturry-blog · 9 years ago
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Target was kinda lit last night by Vincent Marcus
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msturry-blog · 9 years ago
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by Jason Parker
Devils Spring System, Florida
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msturry-blog · 9 years ago
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I thought this video died
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msturry-blog · 9 years ago
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With a large chin, a prominent slightly arched nose and delicate lips, the “face” of England’s King Richard III was unveiled on Tuesday, a day after researchers confirmed his remains had finally been found after 500 years.
A team of university archaeologists and scientists announced on Monday that a skeleton discovered last September underneath a council parking lot in Leicester was indeed that of Richard, the last English king to die in battle, in 1485.
Devotees of Richard, who have long campaigned to restore his reputation, proudly revealed a 3D reconstruction of the long-lost monarch’s head on Tuesday, introducing him to reporters as “His Grace Richard Plantagenet, King of England and France, Lord of Ireland”.
READ ON: Face of Richard III, England’s “king in the car park”, revealed.
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msturry-blog · 9 years ago
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Hamilton: SIR, WHATEVER IT IS, JEFFERSON STARTED IT!
Thomas Jefferson: I did nAUGHTt! Mister W a s h i n g t o n send him to the principal's office and have him EXpelLe��!
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msturry-blog · 9 years ago
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Guys.
My dudes.
You have no idea
how satisfying it is
to be the only girl at a table with five dudes
who are all hitting on the waitress
and you’re the one who gets her number
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msturry-blog · 9 years ago
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my heart is so big and I love you so much! I would peel your oranges for you and get all the white stuff off to prove it
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msturry-blog · 9 years ago
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msturry-blog · 9 years ago
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i hate when light-haired girls are just sitting there complaining like "omg my legs are SO hairy!"
when in reality they look like this:
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and i’m just sitting there like:
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i’ve never laughed so hard at a tumblr post before.
ME AS HELL
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msturry-blog · 9 years ago
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but has anybody asked how the fox feels
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msturry-blog · 9 years ago
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WHEN YOU FIND OUT YOUR OTP IS THE MOST POWERFUL SHIP IN THE WHOLE FANDOM
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Destination Style - NYBFW: Floral Watercolors at Romona Keveza Couture S/S ‘17
Every season Romona Keveza manages to stun and delight buyers and press with a vignette of jaw dropping finale ballgowns that perfectly embody the concept of a princess bride. And this season was no different as Romona Keveza unveiled three such dramatic Cinderella style ballgowns featuring floral printed rich violet and strong blush toned fabrics that also included 3D floral appliques. I’m actually partial to the rose-ish blush middle gown because it features a detachable watteau (attached at the top of back side of the bodice) train which makes such a statement.
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msturry-blog · 9 years ago
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cute things to call ur s.o.
bumblebae
small and precious bee
very small and precious bee
honey bee
destroyer of worlds
bb (pronounced bee bee, a neat alternative to baby)
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msturry-blog · 9 years ago
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Murase Ayumu (voice of Hinata Shouyou) singing in english <3
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Ha! 🗣 Can’t Stop Lovin’ You - Van Halen 〜 根間タダシ Tadashi Nema
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msturry-blog · 9 years ago
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Why isn’t porn a sport? We could have professionals narrating it. People could learn it, too.
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msturry-blog · 9 years ago
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This is my life though honestly. This is how i live
u just gotta hav ur hand on ur boob sometimes
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