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I will say, the Abhorsen trilogy does have the best take on magical animal companions ever done. Like, they have they're own agendas, personal histories and conflicts. Their motives are often complex, obscure, and subject to change. Do they want to help you? Possibly. Are you dependent on their help? Definitely. But they are also surely using you, their human companion and supposed master, for their own purposes. And every once and while one of them makes a serious attempt at killing you or your friends...

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Gandalf in The Hobbit: You are Took and that makes you absolutely suited for adventure!

Gandalf in The Fellowship of the Ring: Who the FUCK let the Took come on this adventure?

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the poor fish in the East Sea. First Shen Li sets them on fire and then Xingzhi freezes them. Lesson: leave the fish out of your romantic troubles.

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Average romantic convo between Shen Li and Xingzhi:

Shen Li: I'm still in love with you.

Xingzhi: I may or may not return that sentiment.

Shen Li: Problematic. If you do have feelings for me, I will help you to sever them. I can cut through anything (with my bloodthirsty spear).

Xingzhi: Many thanks. Btw, when I die, will you come visit my grave? It would be safe for us to be in a relationship if I were dead.

Shen Li: ...wtf man.

Xingzhi: Pretty please :( :(

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just started watching fangs of fortune and hello??? who is this demon man and why is he so spicy???

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Svetlana Tartakovska (1979), Young Writer, Undated, Oil on masonite.

Link: http://www.artist-view.nl/

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louis de pointe du lac — denial is a river

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Watching Bu bu jing xin and cant stop myself from doing something related. So this is it. Magnolia for the charming 4th prince.

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Me: likes actor I should watch more of their stuff!

Also me (unfortunately): Turns out I like them because I watched all their best stuff already

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sometimes a polycule consists of a girl who reads and possess the soul of a goddess, her demon husband, her demon husband's boyfriend who is destined to kill him, her warrior girlfriend, their two sons, a child prodigy teenage doctor and young adult who likes to cook

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omg Love between Fairy and Devil is adorableeeeeee

omg omg omg the devil dude is cute and makes the BEST faces!!!

look at him look at him look at him!

and the body swap arc is the best thing ever! now the girl is finally having a normal face, but the guy pulls all the stops!

summoning the lightning!

not being scared on purpose!

this is lovelyyy! and now they'll have to work as a team to survive! they'll do a demon lord in a trench coat, and I'm so here for this!

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Rinko Kikuchi as Mako Mori and Charlie Hunnam as Raleigh Becket PACIFIC RIM 2013 | dir. Guillermo Del Toro

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did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

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Legend of Shen Li told from Xingzhi's point of view in the style of a thirteen year olds diary:

Day 1: On vacation and have found an injured chicken. Think I will look after it. Should be a smidge of fun.

Day 5: Chicken is in love with me. Oopsie. We parted ways.

Day 20: Got home from vacation. Found my chicken injured (again) and had to spend a couple days healing it. Who will look after my chicken to make sure it doesn't get hurt again?

Day 21: Chicken's fiance showed up. He'll take care of her.

Day 23: Chicken nearly got itself killed again. Fiance told me to my face that he can't take care of my chicken. Fuck. Have officially gotten to attached to my -- the chicken. Leaving now.

Day 24: Distance will make me forget her.

Day 25: News arrived that my chicken is dead. MY CHICKEN IS DEAD.

Day 31: My chicken is not dead! I found my chicken, badly injured. Memories between day 25 and day 31 are blurry. Froze a sea. Got hit by divine lighting. Wandered bleeding on the ice, calling for my dead chicken. Never going back to that. Since no one else will take care of my chicken, I will do it.

Day 33: Everyone, including my chicken, begging me to abandon my chicken because the world might end. Told them I would prefer the world ending than leaving my chicken again. This upset them and they seemed to think that their distress would sway me. Idk why when I literally told them I'd be okay with the end of the world.

Day 34: Chicken has decided to sacrifice itself to save the world. Oh well. Guess I'll die with it.

Day 50: No longer dead, resurrected! Have no powers and my chicken is finally safe. Will spend the rest of my days in pajamas. Bliss.

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u ever have on mutuals whos so deep in another fandom that u know absolutely zero about and they make posts that look like they speaking another language or some shit

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there's something uncomfortable about western millennials/gen z's deep obsession with watering Studio Ghibli movies down into "wholesome bean comfort flicks aesthetic uwu japan" when half of these people completely miss the point of these films and the complex nuanced topics they deal with, especially when it comes to post war Japan.

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I had absolutely no chance of winning here, did I? I'm almost ashamed.