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starting a collection. I'm calling it autistic sexting

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>be an 8th grade English teacher

>have an asocial student who draws on all her tests

>hey at least she doesn't do it on scantrons

>start leaving compliments towards her art when i grade her papers

>fast forward a few months

>notice she's drawing on her test as I'm doing my rounds around the class

>ask her what she's drawing

>this thirteen year old emo girl looks up at me with the wettest eyes I have ever seen

>"you if you were in Family Guy."

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girl unhinge ur jaw

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I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

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I'm glad you're still on that grind despite being six feet under

I would never claim to be the Holy Father, my child. I simply wish to honor his spirit

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smoking one for the pope

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Reddit gays and tumblr gays are the products of divergent evolution and are practically separate species at this point tbh

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When we spoke about antipopes and someone asked me why the Americans? I didn't want to speak into existence that Trump could potentially be an antipope even though that's what I thought but...

More papal delusional from a man that's not even Catholic

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The Pope, desperate to avoid ever interacting with JD Vance again, went to the one place the Vice President couldn't follow: heaven.

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life can't be that bad when there's still cat and other assorted creatures

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beta server stress test going on so we are now the beatles

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What the media won't show

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billboard chose VIOLENCE on a random monday