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"you need~ a sandwich!" :D

Hah! now that’s something I can get behind!

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YOU NEED THERAPY!

nah, I’m good.

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If you can, go find the bunker and free the shapeshifter. It won’t help with the portal, but the little guy deserves better than to be frozen in a cyro-chamber because Ford kept it in a cage since birth and then declared it dangerous when it lashed out at Fiddleford because of something HE did. It looks freaky and it’ll probably be super angry at first but it’s just a kid that got neglected and abandoned. I’m confident it can become something good if it’s given a second chance and a REAL childhood

a kid..? I’ll try and find it, sure. But I’ve already got so much to do. Ugh..guess ford can handle a couple more weeks in the portal, right?

Thanks for the heads up. I’ll help if I can.

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oh, mullet stanley, where can I find a guy like you?

you’re out of luck cause I’m one of a kind! Wait-

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is this a little version of you??? hes so cute!!!

//subtly showing art…

aw man…yeah, that’s me. Heh. I didn’t know there were any pictures of me left as a kid. I know for sure I don’t have any.

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Trick or treat!!! ✨ 🍭🍬 ✨

@mabel-multiverse-explorer

here, kid, you can have some of the good stuff. I got it for me and Fidds, but….yknow. Sharing is caring. I guess.

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oh! Heh…thats silly. Thanks.

Why do you kinda look like me?

Boop? what the fuck is booping? You’re loosing your mind, Stan…

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QUICK YALL KICK HIS SHINS AND TAKE THE CANDY!

HEY! Come back here!

Jokes on you, it’s all black licorice!

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happy Halloween! Come get some cheap candy from the mystery shack…if you dare! Mwahahaha- *cough cough*

and no, it’s not free.

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Watch out for that memory gun…(mwahahha…foreshadowing..)

Is that the sciencey thing with the lightbulb on the end of it? Fidds hasn’t told me about it, but I caught him sneaking away with it earlier…

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Boop? what the fuck is booping? You’re loosing your mind, Stan…

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It’s probably nice to talk to someone who isn’t being mean to you for the first time in a while.

Keep a close eye on Fiddleford. He’s gonna be good for your mental health. Try not to loose him

heh, yeah, he’s really nice…

And…yeah. I’ll do my best. I’m not the best at keepin people around…

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nah 🖕

yo whos your barber 🗣️🎤

No one! I cut it myself. I just do it how it feels right in the moment.

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yo whos your barber 🗣️🎤

No one! I cut it myself. I just do it how it feels right in the moment.

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how’s it’s going with Fidds? What do you think of him?

oh uh…he’s great, honestly. The times he’s not forgettin something, he’s a real nice guy.

He’s pretty cool. I didn’t expect to get along with such a nerd.

He gives me weird looks sometimes though. I can’t tell what he’s thinkin. Can’t help but wonder if he’s confusing me for Ford…

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Stan make sure you divorce that poster you married as a kid! You'll be needing to open that spot for your new... 👀 *Cough* husband *cough*

what?! No, I’m not- no, it’s not like that. He’s probably married or something, and I-…I’m not weird. Not gonna happen.

it’s also none of your business what inanimate objects or person I choose to marry!

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Do you still have Shanklin?

Nah, I don’t. If he’s still alive, he’s back in New Jersey. I dunno if I could take care of him now.