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it’s the “date of birth: 1303 BC” for me...

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i love when characters lie to themselves in the complete privacy of their own minds

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Cardinal singing outside my window just fucked up his call and had to start over. Lmao

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“Why should rich people pay more” because fuck ‘em

“So you are okay for paying more when you have money” I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘em’ when relevant

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New York Times, The One Who Got Away

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bastard sounds great in an irish accent. if an irish person calls you a 'daft bastard' it just feels right

the welsh have the monopoly on things ending in hell. fuckin hell and bloody hell hit different in a welsh accent. its like music to my ears

the scots have piss and shite for sure. "its pishin it doon out there" "this is a load of shite" absolute poetry

if i may speak for the english i think we do penis related words very well. dickhead, knobhead, bellend, etc.

and for all the shit we give them, you gotta admit that no one can deliver a 'goddamn' quite like an american. theres a certain weight to it that you just cant achieve in other accents. when an american says goddamn you know shit just got real

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maybe this is just me idk

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Bwahahaha here we go again, the background is some wrongly accused of embezzling relief funds official.

Seriously, is there only ONE crime in old times? OK, pardon me two - it's either relief fund embezzlement or unauthorized salt trading. Can't they be more creative? Like maybe accused of stealing the emperor's goldfish? Taking bribes from scholars to pass exams? Secretly being a half man half squid and trying to swim in the chief eunuch's private fountain?

Also, chatting with @fake-married-my-dead-fiance made me realize that some of my ire at WZQ being the ML is not just because I find him unappealing (and it's not helped that his face is utterly ill-suited for hair up look; in one flashback he had hair down and while he'd still be plainer than boiled watter, at least he wouldn't shatter mirrors or stop clocks.) It's because we were so close to getting Prisoner but got this instead, and so instead of getting a sexy unhinged warlord to besiege my hormones, I got scholar potato.

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three bros at varying degrees of mental instability happy birthday, @ishikawayukis !! 💖💖💖

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Swirls of Jupiter

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WHEN ON PERIOD:

do not crash out

your feelings are NOT valid

do not send that text

don't kill yourself. lock in

do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed

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if the pope dies, does the popemobile in the cars cinematic universe canonically die as well

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WHEN ON PERIOD:

do not crash out

your feelings are NOT valid

do not send that text

don't kill yourself. lock in

do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed

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