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Michael Keaton on Letterman, 1982-83
2:17 - Rare footage of Batman explaining the theory of time 40 years ago
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He collects stamps, or dolls, or thimbles, or little statuettes, or something strange like that
For this part I’d like to add:
Mostly dolls. Because in the deep, dark, mysterious part in his brain, someone named Alpha told him: Let’s keep dolls. Dolls are fun.
Osmund Priest doesn’t do well with retirement
Okay, so I’ve been thinking and rambling a lot with @intricatecakes about Priest in retirement before S2. It was prompted by someone’s post wondering about what Priest was doing during S1. So ima just share some of those thoughts here bc they’re too good omg….
Uncanny suburban neighbor Priest
After blackwing tells him he’s not needed anymore, he goes into retirement
Living like a Very Normal Man
He collects stamps, or dolls, or thimbles, or little statuettes, or something strange like that
Everything about him is just so uncanny
Mows his lawn at the exact same time every 2 or 3 days, it’s a very exact schedule. And he always mows in perfect straight lines
He always acts like a rlly great neighbor, helping get cats from trees, lend a hand where it seems like it’s needed, but he always seems just slight off and people are really really weirded out by it
Parents keep their kids away from him.
Everyone tries to avoid him as much as possible
Animals will not step foot on his property. None of them. He can’t keep dogs as pets. Deer do not touch his plants. Mosquitos don’t even seem to fly on his property.
HE GARDENS
Because bees and flies won’t come near him, he has to hand pollinate all of his plants himself. It’s an art.
He has a carnivorous plant section which he has to hand feed
So much neighborhood gossip about him
When blackwing calls to ask him to come back he gets so over excited and yells and then has to take a deep breath and try to act cool
He packs up all his weapons from the basement and is at the blackwing facility as quickly as humanely possible
He isn’t dealing with retirement even nearly as well as he tries to make it seem
When the secret comes out way later after he’s gone back to blackwing that he was actually a government hitman that tortured children no one is surprised
Honestly it puts his uncanny weirdness into so much perspective that the entire neighborhood knows it’s true
((Please please feel free to add things if u want omg I love playing around with the idea bc it’s just so so good!!!!))
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Am I too late to start talking about them?

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anxious cutie murdered by James Gunn

I made this very important info chart
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The Thinker manipulates Abner in a TSS deleted scene.
(Many thanks to @sad-polka-dot for sharing the video!)
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No thoughts this scene only,,,
(( thank you @girl-gone-rogue gkgjfhf more Abner content for everyone))
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I don’ think you all understand how hard it is to be a director’s little brother.
#Sean Gunn#james gunn#the suicide squad#weasel#rocket the raccoon#avengers#Guardians of the Galaxy#sean is precious#His brother keeps killing him on screen#sibling bonding
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poor David…
BONUS:
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discuss… (no seriously, pls discuss it was so hard to decide)
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THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

*insert edgy black butler quote*
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Murdoc sketches
Got really inspired by that Social Climb edit.
Oof.
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Reprisal (2019)
Meet Johnson.
I LOVE JOHNSON.
Couldn’t figure out what the hell he was (yes it’s a WHAT not WHO question)
A whole set of enigma himself
He didn’t AGE for crying out loud
Every other character in this show had a purpose or an outbreak but Johnson just being Johnson the whole time
If I walk into the Bang-A-Rang and announce Johnson is my husband. I seriously doubt he would mind.
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me: WTF HE IS LICKING BLOOD OFF AN AX
also me: Oh. It’s just David. Of course his character do all these kinds of things.
David Dastmalchian in A Killer of Men
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Everyone, go see JOHNSON
bonus:
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David Dastmalchian doesn't want his son to see his Abra Kadabra ☺
"We'll turn that off cuz Daddy's kinda scary there..."
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