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minho: *crying sounds*

crying: *minho sounds*

sounds: *crying minho*

**: crying sounds minho sounds crying minho

: minho *crying sounds* crying *minho sounds* sounds *crying minho* ** crying sounds minho sounds crying minho

thats it... thats the post

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blackpink: *not in our area*

edit: OMG THEYRE BACK

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[a typical day in ncity]

mark: nah dude, are you being for real rn?

johnny, recording mark: just do it for the fans

mark: *sighs* fine. *throws it back*

mark, im not tryna peer pressure u, but can u throw it back? pls 🥺💖🌈💫 (/hj)

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jisung: i may not be 14, but i am the 1 4 u ;)

chenle: wow, thats a new one. cute!

mark, to renjun: wait he's not 14???

renjun: this is now reason #156488 for why you need to take a break.

SM GIVE HIM AND HAECHAN A BREAK IM DEAD SERIOUS

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[skz dorms at 3am]

chan: *quietly sings insomnia while creating the next soty*

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[2am]

jisung: why is my vision doubled

chenle: well what are you doing right now

jisung: im trying to find a way to see my nose without looking into a mirror

chenle: well that explains it

this has happened to me. i was trying to look at my nose without a mirror and i noticed my vision went doubled and i realized im crossing my eyes 😭😭

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mark: in life they always say to "live or die". "live or die" hm? what if i dont want to. can i just not live and not die, if you get what im saying? is there an alternative way to not live but not be dead? we shouldnt have to "live or die" because that is so extreme. idk man what do you think?

haechan: well if you wanted to be put in a coma so badly, you couldve just asked?

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[hide and seek in the skz dorms]

bangchan: come out, come out, wherever you are

felix: *yelling from the void* im bisexual

bangchan: *sits down* thank you for letting me know felix, im so proud of you!

felix: *sniffles* can i give you a hug?

bangchan: of course *hugs felix*

jisung: *hiding with hyunjin* are we still playing hide and seek

hyunjin: yes, but the game has become more wholesome

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[johnny texting his kid]

johnny: kiddo, i hate to break it to you but...

kid: but what?

johnny: ur mom... she is...

kid: she is what?

johnny: ur mom's a virgin lol

kid: you couldve just said i was adopted

johnny: but thats no fun

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renjun: why are you so upset? why are you letting jisung's words get to you?

jaemin: it hurts so much :(

renjun: well yknow what they say... sticks and stones may break my bones... *gestures for jaemin to finish the sentence*

jaemin: ... but chains and whips excite me? why are you quoting rihanna???

renjun: are you ok?

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yeonjun: im scared of 9 and Three Quarters

therapist: its ok, dont be afraid.

yeonjun: AAAAH-

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*watching a horror movie*

mark: oh shit that guy is dead fr

johnny: no shit, sherlock

haechan: *gets up in front of the tv to dance* oH IM CURIOUS YEAHHHH SAJIN SOK NEGA-

doyoung: fuck this *turns the tv off and leaves*

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[comedy night in the nct dorms]

yangyang: ...

chenle: *giggles*

yangyang: *sharply inhales*

shotaro: *quietly wheezing*

yangyang: ...

johnny: *whispers to mark* tf is going on

mark: ...just wait a moment

yangyang: ...ur mom

mark: *loses his shit laughing*

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felix: *driving a car* ok so-

[perfect world ending chorus plays]

chan: felix dont do anything dumb

felix: YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH USO NI KIKOERU ALL YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH *speeds up car*

minho: well i guess if yeonjun can drive his group off a cliff then felix can too

chan: DONT ENCOURAGE IT

felix: GET OUT GET LOST-

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[before]

txt: im your cat im your dog

aespa: im on the next level

[after]

txt: im a loser

aespa: IM A SAVAGE

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renjun: *breathes*

the world: *claps*

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jaemin: you bitch!

haechan: me? a bitch? please where is the originality?

jaemin: originality isnt needed when what you just said proves my point

haechan: i hate u

jaemin: love ya too sweetheart

[10 minutes later]

jaemin: HAECHAN YOURE SO CUTEEEEE

haechan: YOURE CUTERRRR

jaemin: *hugs haechan* NO YOU ARE

haechan: IS THAT A CHALLENGE?!?!