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logan's two little hair tufts make him look like a meow meow :)

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" It's okay, you don't gotta say it. " He's definitely smiling under that mask. " I know you're happy to see me, peanut. "

“ god damn it, not you again. ” said affectionately.

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:0 He sees that new muse list addition. You can't hide it from him.

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" Learn to notice the quotations, people, or the characters are gonna figure out you're messing with them. "

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" Confuse the shit out me, that's what. "

" If you try to fail and succeed, which did you just do? "

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" Oh, are we saying our inside thoughts today? "

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" Someone's asking the fun naughty questions I see... " Wade they asked you about Wolverine...

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" Is that not what you are? "

" dark and venomous... you make me sound like the chismosa del barrio " is it now true thou

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" I've met my fair share of other gods, your godliness, they're just more so... aliens. " He leaned towards something. " Which is more believable than magic monsters if you ask me... "

" Mistake though, definitely a mistake. Last time I did any sort of timeline swip-swap madness I nearly got vaporized. Fizzled, kaput. " Wade stood up straight before he tilted his head, in fact he tilted his entire upper half about 40 degrees.

" I can't really thin -- " He snapped his fingers. " Chimichanga. "

A pause.

" I'm kidding -- "

" Mostly. "

"Ah." He blinked. "Yes. I... Suppose that would be a shock to most mortals. Meeting a deity. But I used to be one. So..." Yami shrugged. "As I said, new to being a god. Still need to get the hang of it, you know?"

He smiled. "Maybe you were. Sometimes the universe just kind of... Throws things out. It may be that this world needs your help. Or... Someone made a mistake." Yami chuckled. "But since you did meet a god... Maybe there's something you need? Besides getting home I mean."

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" Not in most versions of Christian mythology, sweetheart. It's like saying a potato and a potahto are two different things. "

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"That doesn't make a lot of sense... Demons and devils are different.

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We moved on WAY too fvking quickly from this…

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" I didn't realize I had such an effect of peoples algorithms... " whispered. " ....hashtag trending... "

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Anonymously tell my muse what the fuck is wrong with them.

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.ﾟ☆ﾟ.  ╼  random texts.

[ sms ]  →   i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section [ sms ]  →   dude, I’m at a wedding and there’s a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I’m getting all emotional [ sms ]  →   some kid outside just shouted ‘ask the frogs’ [ sms ]  →   why did i make a hit list last night containing only mcdonalds? [ sms ]  →   I’m at the airport and there’s a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn’t see you there? [ sms ]  →   microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes. [ sms ]  →   my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling. [ sms ]  →   how can people fall in love when things like bagels exist [ sms ]  →   someone changed my text signature to “Also, I think I might be gay” last night. Also, I think I might be gay [ sms ]  →   I’ll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again. [ sms ]  →   You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn’t say one word, I just listened. [ sms ]  →   would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight? [ sms ]  →   he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them [ sms ]  →   why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled ‘we need more bagels’  [ sms ]  →   just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta. [ sms ]  →   dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you [ sms ]  →   some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.

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test

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💬 + Batman

Send 💬 + [character name] for my muse to talk about that character!

" Scariest guy to do with bats since Bram Stoker decided to write his one good book. "