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Part of Apple's new terms include "do not post incorrect things about religious texts" but even scholars of religious texts often disagree on the actual content or intent behind them. Apple has therefore declared itself the arbiter of the true word of God. 🤔

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theres apparently a strain of weed named white yoda?

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on crime documentaries. my advice is to censor the whole boob and midriff and crotch area of the corpse. not just the nipple and crotch. come on. even on “naked and afraid” they censor more respectfully. honestly just blur the whole corpse. unless you’re showing a specific bruising or something important, there is really no need

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Honestly I miss the energy Tumblr had when the first Pacfic Rim movie came out. Everybody was talking about who they were drift compatible with and that was like a huge compliment. Ppl were drawing Kaijus, and Jaegers, naming ‘em. It was a better time

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imagine going to college for four years and spending thousands of dollars in tuition to do surface level thematic analysis of a children's book series and then saying you pioneered a field of study

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What the fuck are you talking about macklemore

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pedestrians should have 100% the right of way during all situations people should be able to chill out in trhe middle of intersections and have a picinic and throw around the pig skin theres nothing car drivers can do about it without their tires getting slashed

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Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

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We’ve all been there

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i dont know why people are like ‘we need to bully people so they are more normal’ when if the internet has been anything its been a series of longitudinal studies showing that prolonged large scale bullying tends to lead people to becoming increasingly weird, paranoid, sometimes off-putting, traumatized, emotionally troubled, ethically disregulated, etc. even unethical modalities like behaviorism don’t focus exclusively or primarily on punishment. like people should literally just be honest and say they want more bullying because they like to do it and have fun hurting other people

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you fuckinng dumbasses are wearing glasses during sex?

am i expected to find the g spot by echolocation?