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Wolf and Shocker are so gentle with each other it makes me sick

Wolf "I want to apologise again for being clingy and emotional because I didn't know where you were for weeks, but I can't so I'm going to bite my lip peircings and stay quiet" VS Herman "I see you're struggling and trying to not piss me off at 8am so I'm going to hold you and kiss your messy hair because I know you just missed me and thats okay" Schultz.

They're not even officially together by this point of their story.

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HEHEEHEHE YES Electro feeling bad because a middle aged man can't keep it together without the little furball.

Also-- okay, so-- okay brains broken again

Right, so what if Electro takes Millie for like, a whole night, or whatever. Without Millie, Herman can't function, and can't get to his painkillers which he left in another room by accident. Millie isn't there to grab them. So he's completely broken and panicking because she's not there to help his anxiety and also his pain is bothering him and he's generally just a mess.

Okay so I'm still very much thinking about Millie being Herman's emotional support and service cat and what if--

Okay so, *sorry my brain is actively glitching out* okay so, uhhh

Fuck hang on, okay so-- when Fred is dead, Herman falls into a deeper depression spiral the usual, he goes to Electro as a rebound, and in this time he's also started to take care of Millie again (who, btw, still very much tries to comfort and help him in her silly little cat ways). He brings Electro back to his apartment one day, for whatever reason.

Electro had heard things about Herman having a cat, Herman's careful about taking her to the bar when it's crowded, he tries not to. So Electros never seen her. He immediately starts taunting and making fun of Herman for it.

Electro uses it against him, maybe he even takes Millie at some point, for some reason idk.

My thoughts kinda flew away halfway through this I'm in so much pain rn

OURGH YEAH. I personally do think electro teases/taunts Herman about having a cat and the like 3 minutes later hes nearly sobbing when Millie doesn't let him pet her. I think he really does like pets, hes just a hater and insecure. Shaking my head... but yeah he would def try taking Millie just to mess with him rlly

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I can imagine Electro finally getting to pet her, and she just poofs up with all her fur on end because of the electricity 😭

The way Herman would probably have a breakdown if someone took her from him--

Okay so I'm still very much thinking about Millie being Herman's emotional support and service cat and what if--

Okay so, *sorry my brain is actively glitching out* okay so, uhhh

Fuck hang on, okay so-- when Fred is dead, Herman falls into a deeper depression spiral the usual, he goes to Electro as a rebound, and in this time he's also started to take care of Millie again (who, btw, still very much tries to comfort and help him in her silly little cat ways). He brings Electro back to his apartment one day, for whatever reason.

Electro had heard things about Herman having a cat, Herman's careful about taking her to the bar when it's crowded, he tries not to. So Electros never seen her. He immediately starts taunting and making fun of Herman for it.

Electro uses it against him, maybe he even takes Millie at some point, for some reason idk.

My thoughts kinda flew away halfway through this I'm in so much pain rn

OURGH YEAH. I personally do think electro teases/taunts Herman about having a cat and the like 3 minutes later hes nearly sobbing when Millie doesn't let him pet her. I think he really does like pets, hes just a hater and insecure. Shaking my head... but yeah he would def try taking Millie just to mess with him rlly

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I've recently been thinking a lot about Herman's health (both mental and physical) and like-- that man should be very fucked up by this point. And by extension, I've been toying with the idea of Millie becoming a support animal for him.

He doesn't want to at first, he feels weak, he feels like he's using her. But despite the fact she looks like she has no braincells (and she acts like a dumbass) she cares about Herman and is smart enough to pick up certain things.

She knows when he's sad and struggling. She knows when he's panicking, the way his breathing changes and he shakes. She can hear him wince and grunt in pain when his aches flare up. She realised sometimes he doesn't hear things.

She started to pick up that the little packet on his bedside table helps. So she started getting it for him whenever he sounded hurt. She would cuddle up against him when he panicked, or was upset. She doesn't leave his side when he's having a bad day and can't get out of bed for whatever reason. She alerts him to potential sounds of danger if he doesn't notice them, and will alert him to simply just alarms/appliances going off.

He finally started to train her a bit, little commands to hold things for him when he can't get the strength to (it's also generally useful if his hands are full). Getting her to be okay with a vest and jumping in his backpack when he felt he needed to get out of the apartment and go somewhere else, usually to Fred's or to the bar, but didn't want to leave on his own (plus he never knew how long he would be gone/if he would even come back. Having Millie was his way to make sure that he wasn't gonna do something stupid). He's taught her how to open doors in case something happens.

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ok wait, reblog if you’ve cried at least once because of math, doesn’t matter which grade i’m trying to prove something 

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RAAAAHHHHHH WAIT WAIT WAIT YOURE SO RIGHT??

My contribution to the Shockerang fandom with a very them-coded song.

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Researching deeper into the long term effects of using machinery that vibrates for... Reasons

I already know theres symptoms Shocker has in canon (back pain is definitely mentioned) and I have a few headcanons about damage to his body in general from the gauntlets (both from use and from making them) but that was based on kinda assumed stuff but researching it deeper is raaahhhh

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slides this over...

EVERYONE SHUT UP MY SHOW IS ON 👹

But raaahhhhhh not Max's jacket reminding him of Freddie 😭

Max did NOT hesitate to give Herman his jacket--

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See yall in 3 days (ish)

Off to be the whimsical fox man I am

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I love going back to comics that involve Shocker and either finally processing certain things, or not remembering them because I've blocked it out (or just my bad memory) and I gotta go through reacting to it again.

Spider-Man Unlimited Infinity (2023) issue 44?

That man was ready to die. Like dude that looks like it would be painful--

The way that Spidey knew he was acting off 😭 like sure the man was talkin to himself but Spidey knows that Shocker specifically wouldn't do that normally

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Fred/Boomerang headcanons (Part 2)

WARNING : Mentions of suicide

Long lasting effects from his death - white streak in his hair, and scars around his neck. Every time he looks at his reflection hes reminded of how it felt to do and come back again. That time in the void while he was dead.

He's terrified of the dark because it feels like hes dead again, and always needs a lamp or the tv to sleep comfortably. He risks nightmares if he doesn't. He doesn't like to admit it though because it's a childish fear to have.

Had to get readjusted to outside stimulation and pain. Come back to life was agonizing because he hadn't felt pain in a long time, and he wasn't used to it. So for a while, everything that touched him, it hurt, or was atleast very uncomfortable against his skin. When he hugged Herman when he first came back he was in so much pain, but the warmth of being in his arms with his best friend again was enough for him to momentarily ignore it.

There's multiple reasons he did what he did (as in sacrificing himself). He saw Spidey and was suddenly filled with this weird guilt, he had gotten close to Peter, close to Spidey, and even though a lot of it was manipulation, there was a part that genuinely cared for him. He had his own doubts about his place in the world, never coming out on top made him have self doubts (and in a way he started to really understand Herman). That ultimately lead to it feeling like suicide - but he only realised that afterwards. He had reflected on everything and realised he had wanted to die in that moment and took that chance, but then heavily regretted it when he returned because it only caused pain and trauma for himself, and so many others.

He will NEVER tell Herman that it was suicide, because of Marty.

When he was a zombiote, it was like he was watching everything through fogged glass. He had no control, but tried best he could to get through to Herman because in his dazed state he was the only one he could recognise instantly.

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Fred/Boomerang headcanons (Part 1)

He says he can handle spicy food, but he really cant. On a nandos scale, he rarely goes above a mild.

He has a on his face from a random prison fight years ago. He also has scars on his body from other fights, kinda comes with being a villain.

He got into baseball and would practise all the time just as an excuse to stay out of his house. Baseball was his escape from the bad things, the unpredictability of his dad, and the emotional absense of his mum.

Thinks small dogs are basically just rats. Looks at Speed Demon's dog, Detective, with a look like a subway rat just stole his pizza. But he's starting to warm up to him. He had no cares at all for Inspector, and doesn't get why Speed Demon loves dogs so much.

Herman and Morris hanging out makes him lowkey jealous. Makes him think he isn't really worth it, because atleast when Morris betrayed Herman he went back and saved him. Fred can't even remember the last time he did that, for anyone (until he did for spiderman)

Whenever he's in his bathroom he gets a faint feeling of dread, remembering when Chameleon tried to drown him in there.

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Gay losers fighting 💪

GAY LOSERS FIGHTING>>>>

YES HERMAN PUNCH HIM! :D

YES MAX, PUNCH HIM BACK! >:D

IM LOVING THIS IM LIVING FOR THESE UPDATES RN

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AIGHT BET

Tagging (no pressure also idk who to tag Im sorry if u didnt want this dont feel pressured)

@phantom-slap @stuckinaratcage @velocity52

I saw someone else do this and I’m too impatient to wait until it makes its rounds to me, so I’m just gonna do it.

The prompt was to list your five favorite movies and people can vote on which vibe fits you the most!

Tagging @daltreysroger @blaringloudandproud @strawberrynez @petertorkspajamas @morphomeek @dreamcastgirl99 and anyone else that wants to participate c:

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What the fuck is their problem

NOT THE FIGHTING BACK TEARS AT THE NICKNAME, YOU WOUND ME 😭

I LOVE THIS

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The way I dont even remember writing it but clearly I thought it was a good idea at the time, and honestly I love it

Like he's gotta clarify "I mean the bears, I MEAN THE BEARS, IM NOT GAY!" (He's in denial, he had to remind himself not to look at Herman's bare chest in another scene)

Since we seem to be sharing writing--

Heres a little snippet from one of my Shockerang fic drafts (havent finished the storyline yet)

Its from Fred's point of view, its so much easier writing first person when the story is in his perspective and I fear Superior Foes was the cause of that 😭

NOT LIKE THE GAY ONES AJSJSJSJ, but oooh yes first person