Things to ask her on a first date:
are you pregnant?
do you plan on getting pregnant?
are you living in an apartment?
alone?
siblings?
are you married?
have you ever won an award?
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mentally ill girls be like 🥰🥰
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Secretary - 2002 - Steven Shainberg
"do you really wanna be my secretary?" - "Yes, I do."
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sitting around thinking about pretending to be human?
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2024. the year of trucoop.
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them living their frog and toad life
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taffy and the horrors…
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8pm and i want a melon soda more than anything in the world 💀
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i love comedy centrals Workaholics Show so i made the boys into FURRIES because i CAN.
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