muppet-chaos

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being desperate to pee whilst making out is perfection.

- the soft little whimpers you make against their lips?

- the internal panic that if you leak you'll wet on their lap?

- or perhaps that you can't hold their waist or face because you have to hold your crotch??

- hearing them whisper "you're holding so well for me" against your lips as you realise they *know* (or perhaps this was their idea all along)

- the inevitable wetness soaking your pants when you can't hold anymore....all whilst they swallow each one of your whines

just....desperate making out

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Keeping them bound on their knees while making them cockwarm a dildo that’s a little too big for them, feeding them water every so often while watching them squirm trying to hold their bladder. Using my boot to push into their belly to hear them whimper, laughing at them and pushing harder when they’re drooling over themselves with tears pouring down their cheeks begging for permission to let go.

“Aww poor baby, can’t hold it anymore? What? Gonna cry because it’s too much? Sounds like you need some more water since you can still talk. Come on don’t act like you don’t like it mutt, you’re dripping onto the floor like a bitch in heat trying not to leak. Now sit there and be a good puppy for daddy, you can hold it for another hour right?”

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one must imagine sisyphus grinding his penis on the rock, moaning wantonly

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spoilt princess headmate who just lays there and orders her headmates to jerk her off whenever she's horny

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too cool to jerk off to pictures of women with impossible hip to waist ratios yet not cool enough to jerk off to the concept of being killed, the rōnin pervert wanders this land in search of a slightly-higher-concept yet not totally abstract form of fetish posting

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The mussel mommy I’ve been trying to hit up: When I was a youngster this stream had never been dammed before! Am I happy that after 50 years brown trout like you can once again incubate my babies :)

Me [heard “incubate my babies” and got so hard I feel nauseous]: I think I hauve glochidia

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i'm not trying to yuck anybody's artistic yum but i bet it would actually be really scary to be eaten! have vore artists ever considered the moral implications of, scaring their bottoms, and feeling htem, squirming, in fear,, as they,,, uhhhh, post cancelled.

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"This fic is literally just porn, why do you care about the quality of the editing" unfortunately, both my brain and my dick have strong opinions about verb tenses.

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"This fic is literally just porn, why do you care about the quality of the editing" unfortunately, both my brain and my dick have strong opinions about verb tenses.

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all princesses need to be fucked.

militant conqueror princess being bent over her stupid war table and railed until she can’t even try to resist.

fancy fashion princess having her frilly dress ripped off of her before she gets picked up and played with.

delicate academic princess getting fucked harder and harder until she can’t concentrate on her reading and just has to moan whorishly and beg the top to fuck her harder.

all princesses deserve to be fucked 🩷

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[muppet-chaos]

your plural gf isn't ignoring you she's just getting fucked in headspace and can't concentrate

persecucked…

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call me a cat the way i like to lick plastic (hot woman's strap)

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dragon making a pretty little adventurer watch as her cloaca devours the rest of her party and churns them into cum, then making the adventurer swallow all of it from her cocks and asking her how they tasted

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free drinks at the country fair

plus some variants

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i kinda need to be 3 inches tall and then tied up on my knees and put in a little container and then cummed on over and over again until it's up to my hips and then up to my waist and then up to my shoulders and before long i'm almost completely submerged and gasping for air... maybe at the end they seal the container up and leave me in there as a little knickknack to keep on the shelf

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you can always write disgusting pornography btw. if you forgot