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JEFFREY BEZOS FEARS THE POWER OF THE MUPPET HOLE

Why is Kermit censored, Amazon? 😭 (I found the ad on FB first, the went to the listing. Both are censored.)

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HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH YOU’VE REALLY DONE IT NOW! IM MUPPING ANGRY *ANGRY HORNY MUPPET ELVIS GROWL*

HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT THE SANCTITY OF THE WARM WET TIGHT JUICE SOFT MUPPET HOLE?!

BE READY FOR MY KERMIT JOKER ELVIS HIP THRUSTS! YOU’RE GOING INTO THE SUN! *CRAZY JOKER LAUGH OF DOOM*

Do you ever soak Kermit in piss and slam him against the wall like the Hannah Montana milk pillow? 

Mmm... I had never even considered it... what an idea! Ooohh aaaaaahhnn I am becoming Boner just thinking about it! Heh I Know What I Will Be Doing For The Next 8-12 Hours *smirk*

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CROAK MAMA I’LL MUPPING HIP THRUST YOUR ASS! I DONT CARE IF YOU WERE THE PRESIDENT I WAS CHOSEN BY GOD! I AM THE MUPPET KING!! IM BETTER THEN YOU

FIGHT ME FORMER PRESIDENT! YOU WANNA KNOW HOW I GOT THESE SCARS?! IT WAS FROM HIP THRUSTING OUT OF THE ORB WITH MY ROCK AND ROLL FELT HIPS! THEY HIT LIKE BRASS KNUCKLES!!

Why so Hummina? Are you SCARED?! YOU SHOULD BE! IM THE MUPPING ELVIS CROAKER!

kermit are you ok

no I keep seeing posts about submissive pregnant joker on my dashboard and it's making my dark and twisted hellscape of a mind convulse with lust. Distracting me. Tormenting me.

Everybody please stop fucking posting about Pregnant Joker I have my nails digging into my phone and I can't stop growling at the screen please just stop it okay. Fuck

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Oh my kin life… how I long for the simple times before the joker venom that I was infected with in the orb…

NOT!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EVIL JOKER LAUGH!

I WOULD NEVER REGRET WHAT I AM, I AM THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CREATURE TO EVER LIVE (other then muppet hole *horny growl*) AND IF YOU DISAGREE ILL MUPPING HIP THRUST YOUR ASS INTO THE SUN

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Croak mama, *Evil muppet joker Elvis laugh felt hip thrust*

Am I insane or is this a reference to the immaculate conception of Christ? Has anyone else noticed any parallels between Pregnant Joker and the Virgin Mary?

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Croak Mama, I Guess I’m Just Stronger Then You! I Will Post MORE PREGNANT JOKER! Perhaps I’m Just The Superior Croaker!

Why So Hummina? I’ll Rock And Roll Mupping Kick Your Ass!

kermit are you ok

no I keep seeing posts about submissive pregnant joker on my dashboard and it's making my dark and twisted hellscape of a mind convulse with lust. Distracting me. Tormenting me.

Everybody please stop fucking posting about Pregnant Joker I have my nails digging into my phone and I can't stop growling at the screen please just stop it okay. Fuck

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CROAK MAMA! NEVER! Nothing can ever satiate my twisted joker soul

Why so Hummina?

If I post a picture of my Foot, will you guys behave yourselves

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Croak mama, every image of Kermit brings light to my dark black twisted joker heart, my heart is even darker then yours because I can only express my joker rage through muppet felt hip trusts and rock and roll

Mr frog I am having a very bad day. Can I get some encouragement?

Did my previous posting of Kermit the Frog sucking my toes make your day better? :)

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Croak mama, you aren’t ready for the sheer power of my rock and roll muppet hole

MY POWER IS UNMATCHED BY ANY OTHER ELVIS *JOKER FELT HIP THRUST KICK*

This thought came into my head and now i have to post it

Croaker Elvis

Croaker Elvis

Croaker Elvis

If you have any idea for a name for this concoction please post it

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The sin is almost as delicious and delectable as the muppet hole. ALMOST

My evil joker laugh is echoing, I crave the muppet hole like air, MORE THEN AIR

Heh. Fine... have some more Muppet Hole, you sinners ♡

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Croak mama, the king of rock was made for musicals

Why so hummina?

As per the request of @the-muppet-joker - wiked but like if it was good

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Good, you’re not built for the sheer level of king contained in my twisted joker mind, my plush, felt body, and my gorgeous Elvis hair.

Why so hummina? Are you scared, be scared uh-huhuhuh

Croak mama, do you wanna know how I got these scars?

Why so hummina?

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Croak mama, let me get in on that action

hold him close

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Croak mama, you’re not immune to asbestos? Amateur!

I eat asbestos every day, it’s the source of my muppet joker Elvis powers

Guess I’m just more powerful then you *mupping kicks your ass with my hip thrust power*

Why so hummina?

By the way So What I inhaled all that asbestos no need to belittle me I thought there was a Secret Surprise in there but No turns out just more Asbestos

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SMASH!!

*AGGRESSIVE FELT HIP THRUSTING INTO SPACE*

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Croak mama, only 8-12? Croakvis can go for all 24 *felt hip thrust*

Do you ever soak Kermit in piss and slam him against the wall like the Hannah Montana milk pillow? 

Mmm... I had never even considered it... what an idea! Ooohh aaaaaahhnn I am becoming Boner just thinking about it! Heh I Know What I Will Be Doing For The Next 8-12 Hours *smirk*

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Croak mama, let’s make it the three of us

duet (just us two)