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50 people in the rain cheekily asking me "miss the summer yet?" No. I Have Done Nothing But Pray For The Age Of Sun's Downfall. May The Gloom Eternal Take Us All

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What is it about my tboy swag that has all these self proclaimed sub bottoms in their 40s on sniffies wanting to top me

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do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

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hi yeah i know ive been on this medication for 8 years but i need-- yeah. yeah 3 more months please. I'll call you in 3 months to beg for 3 more months, thanks. Bye. Love you.

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you tell a bitch to keep their cat indoors and suddenly their town is the first in the world to have eradicated every viral, bacterial and parasitic disease, they invented completely harmless cars, dogs and predators dont exist either but somehow the native songbird population is fine since the cats in this place have lost the hunting instinct, there's no pollutants or toxic plants and human cruelty has ceased to exist. and mr mittens has a chip in his brain that will explode if he doesnt go outside 10 hours of the day

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the unfortunate thing abt life is sometimes you Do have to wait for the bus in the rain and if you were a specific brand of annoying in 2012/13 this is significant

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i will die without routine. also this routine is killing me

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If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

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CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

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do any of yall remember "theres a. closeup on a cat. dovepaws looking up. jayfeathers hopping over here and then theres lionblaze. hes running in place. ivypaw looks up. why are all these cats looking up?" yknow the spoof/parody of the ancient 2010 nifty senpai (formerly niftyapplestar) omen of the star animated intro? can anybody fucking find that spoof. i found the original video without much hassle but i stg the narrated spoof parody thing is lost to time and it makes me so sad because i remember it so vividly. help me.

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💚 Artists and titles will be revealed after the poll closes, so check back for results! Until then, please don't mention the song title in reblogs! (Guesses about everything else are fine and encouraged though; have fun!) 💚

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april fools day is actually the most sensible day of the year because it's the only day on which people will read something on the internet and stop for a second to consider whether or not it's actually true

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Do you guys wanna see something cool

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This is my collection of uranium (and two manganese) glass cats arent they neat.

Do you guys wanna see something cool