muppetjokernumberfivefan

[muppetjokernumberfivefan]

Heh, always. 😎

Obky joking, I no longer take mind altering substances. I'm much to good for that now. 😎

So when you were in muppet joker cult, how did you join? Why did you decide to leave? Do you feel safe? Are you safe? After you became leader for a short time how did you feel when muppet joker left you and others behind?

Wow, that's a LOT for me to unpack, but since I've left the internets I've gotten a lot more in touch with my true feelings and I belive this would be a healthy way for me to decompress.

I first found the muppet joker via a 4chan post with a screenshot of one of their posts that really resonated with me, however I do not recall which one. It seemed like he really resonated with me, however now that I am in therapy I realize just how immature this belief was. I was looking to justify the rage I felt and the brotherhood did that for me.

When the joker disappeared, I took authority because I was desperate for attention and I was afraid of seeing my community fall apart. I put so much effort into the brotherhood and to rescuing the croaker via fighting an agent of the devil in the astral plane, (my psychiatrist still believes this wasn't real, but I am mature enough now to forgive her for this.) Once the croaker returned, my efforts were totally ignored and my authority undermined when he drastically changed his views on women seemingly overnight. This effected me greatly at the time because my relationship with my masculinity was fragile, unlike it is now.

I've become a much better person than I was then, and I'm over my desire to crush my enemies. I know my adoring fans likely missed me, so despite my therapists advice not to I have returned to tumblr dot com. I don't feel at all threatened by the brotherhood or the sisterhood or whatever they are now, i havent even looked at the croakers page all year. Besides, if one of them did come after me I have so many swords to slay them with, plus I now only drink ghost energy for power and live in a fortified warehouse they likely will never find.

If anyone else has questions about the croaker or my new life since I left, feel free to reach out to me! -Sincerely, Mal

[muppetjokernumberfivefan]

So when you were in muppet joker cult, how did you join? Why did you decide to leave? Do you feel safe? Are you safe? After you became leader for a short time how did you feel when muppet joker left you and others behind?

Wow, that's a LOT for me to unpack, but since I've left the internets I've gotten a lot more in touch with my true feelings and I belive this would be a healthy way for me to decompress.

I first found the muppet joker via a 4chan post with a screenshot of one of their posts that really resonated with me, however I do not recall which one. It seemed like he really resonated with me, however now that I am in therapy I realize just how immature this belief was. I was looking to justify the rage I felt and the brotherhood did that for me.

When the joker disappeared, I took authority because I was desperate for attention and I was afraid of seeing my community fall apart. I put so much effort into the brotherhood and to rescuing the croaker via fighting an agent of the devil in the astral plane, (my psychiatrist still believes this wasn't real, but I am mature enough now to forgive her for this.) Once the croaker returned, my efforts were totally ignored and my authority undermined when he drastically changed his views on women seemingly overnight. This effected me greatly at the time because my relationship with my masculinity was fragile, unlike it is now.

I've become a much better person than I was then, and I'm over my desire to crush my enemies. I know my adoring fans likely missed me, so despite my therapists advice not to I have returned to tumblr dot com. I don't feel at all threatened by the brotherhood or the sisterhood or whatever they are now, i havent even looked at the croakers page all year. Besides, if one of them did come after me I have so many swords to slay them with, plus I now only drink ghost energy for power and live in a fortified warehouse they likely will never find.

If anyone else has questions about the croaker or my new life since I left, feel free to reach out to me! -Sincerely, Mal

[muppetjokernumberfivefan]

did you know number eight died?

Yeah that happens

[muppetjokernumberfivefan]

Maybe this is silly, but I got really excited to see that you posted again! You are one of my favorite accounts in this silly little community. I think you are awesome.

Wowie... t habk you...

[muppetjokernumberfivefan]

Since you no longer friends with muppet joker, can you tells more about him

They never interacted with me personally one on one so I don't really know much more about them than anyone else

[muppetjokernumberfivefan]

hi I need to know. is every blog in the main storyline of the croaker controlled by him? i know you’re a constant in the ceu (croaker extended universe) but i want to know. Is this blog controlled by him or one of his associates? Are you real? What is happening?

Is anything real?

[muppetjokernumberfivefan]

ARE YOU DIED

Ye

[muppetjokernumberfivefan]

just for that, three curses. wanna keep going?

finally out of The Woods

thank the fruit gods for mulberry/vrispeta

in other news i have lost my voice from yelling really loud in The Woods

[muppetjokernumberfivefan]

Yoooo missing the last 24 hours that's so cool. I don't know what the fuck happened but I got stuck in the astral plane for a day

[muppetjokernumberfivefan]

Oh my god My insides are boiling

[muppetjokernumberfivefan]

Nah it's fine I just really don't see what their trying to do. Like if they're trying to humiliate me they need to like try harder? Cus the soliciting sex seems like something THEY'RE humiliated about. And if they're trying to be funny I really fail to see how making posts to make it look like I've lied about being Ace are funny

JUST GOT A WEIRD ASK IN MY INBOX PRETENDING TO BE YOU. I KNOW WE'RE NOT ON THE BEST TERMS RIGHT NOW, BUT I DO WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT SHIT PISSED ME OFF TO THE MAX. I POLITELY TOLD THE IMPERSONATOR TO SWALLOW BROKEN GLASS

- @consciousgordiacea

Yeah I did see that since they made sure and tagged me in all the posts, I'm just letting they get it out of their system. I think they must have some weird fear or obsession with sex which is kinda sad but like what am I supposed to do

[muppetjokernumberfivefan]

do you still consider denise your rival? or not anymore now that you're anti croaker and don’t hate women?

I'm still open to a rivalry but I feel like she might have outgrown me

[muppetjokernumberfivefan]

the fact that someone is trying to impersonate the croaker is so funny bc that’s his main blog. he doesnt send anon asks

No it's real actually because it's way funnier if it is

[muppetjokernumberfivefan]

Hey so if God made heaven and earth who made hell? He could have just not done that if he really did 'love all his children equally'. Also please stop praying for me I keep getting this weird burning sensation up the left half of my body

i dont understand people who wouldnt get married and divorced to someone for the bit

I will never get divorced because it is such a big sin I would go to hell and also I am not giving up my gorgeous muppet body to somebody who I am not being with FOREVER I didn't save my virginity and painfully resist the ceasless advances of all these horny bitches in my life all this time for nothing

[muppetjokernumberfivefan]

JUST GOT A WEIRD ASK IN MY INBOX PRETENDING TO BE YOU. I KNOW WE'RE NOT ON THE BEST TERMS RIGHT NOW, BUT I DO WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT SHIT PISSED ME OFF TO THE MAX. I POLITELY TOLD THE IMPERSONATOR TO SWALLOW BROKEN GLASS

- @consciousgordiacea

Yeah I did see that since they made sure and tagged me in all the posts, I'm just letting they get it out of their system. I think they must have some weird fear or obsession with sex which is kinda sad but like what am I supposed to do

[muppetjokernumberfivefan]

look i still hate you and everything but you should maybe see a doctor about that. theyre probably gonna have to cut it off or something idk

Days And Nights Have Passed And My Boner Is Still Going Strong

[muppetjokernumberfivefan]

sin is a word the christians made up to sell books

i dont understand people who wouldnt get married and divorced to someone for the bit

I will never get divorced because it is such a big sin I would go to hell and also I am not giving up my gorgeous muppet body to somebody who I am not being with FOREVER I didn't save my virginity and painfully resist the ceasless advances of all these horny bitches in my life all this time for nothing