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rb with whether people assume you’re older or younger than your actual age
#I’m literally over 30 and someone the other day came to MY own ass house#and asked if my parents were here and if they could speak to them 🙃#TO BE FAIR my mom does live with me 😅#but I was like *dude I’m 34* and he looked BAFFLED
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it's bongos (ft. megan thee stallion) by the way
and in case u cant read my fucky aah handwriting in the second panel
NV: Motherfucker!! What song is this!! I must perform with it
WA: I will send 2 u LOL
learning how to draw again. slowly
#I love how you draw them#its hilariously cute that Cali is always like looking up at Vada#is this implying that Cali is shorter than him or that he either a. always just kneels at vadas feet so he can feel powerful 😅#or b. that Vada just has like REALLY tall heels
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Internationally acclaimed band Huntrix makes incredible come-back by publicly executing the Saja Boys.
"We're not really sure how we feel about the public execution part," one fan was quoted saying, "but the SFX were the best I've ever seen at a show, so I'm not really worried."
#right? like the implications of that part are really something😅#but I’m guessing there was also some kind of mind control shit going on and maybe that also means that#no one in the audience will actually remember? or just assume it was a weird dream or smth
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very enthusiastic response about the big bang! I have a tentative schedule set up (using EDT because if my sources are correct, that's the time zone in florida):
here's the link to the collection on ao3. it will function as a gift exchange, with everyone requesting one work and fulfilling one request with a work of their choice (fic, art, edit, etc). I'll be updating the rules and descriptions throughout the next couple days as I figure out what exactly it's going to be. I want to hear all your feedback and suggestions! this event is for YOU!
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*drops Fem!Nevada and skedaddles back into the void*
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The outfit reminds me a bit of my past Ohio OC! (I’m also a Short hair/chaotic Ohio truther)
(Not trying to derail your post I swear; but great minds think alike!)

Image quality is shit bc this is literally from like 2012 😅

My female Ohio concept. The state just gives me chaotic gremlin energy. Idk why when they arent AS chaotic as Florida. 🤷♀️
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My female Ohio concept. The state just gives me chaotic gremlin energy. Idk why when they arent AS chaotic as Florida. 🤷♀️
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i don't know if you're into ttrpgs but i found this while going through a game jam and instantly thought of you /pos
https://batearsgames.itch.io/off-season
Oooh this does sound like something I’d be into! Sounds like DnD with park rangers 😅
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hey folks I'm trying to gauge the interest everyone has in another fandom event, similar to wttt-week but not quite so thematic. I want to organize a big bang event, where people can submit prompts, and everyone who wants to create for the event will take one of the prompts and write / draw something inspired by it.
this isn't official yet, I just want to see if people are interested! interact with this post if you would participate in something like this!
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Utah is a strong independent man who needs no bed time!!!
He’s just pregaming for Pioneer Day!😅
He might even stay up until…*gasp* 10 pm😮
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Utah: guess who just got uninvited to family game night
Nevada: you already uninvited me because of how I play uno
Utah: theres not gambling in uno!!
Nevada, already adding uno tables to Las Vegas: well not with that attitude
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The Human Torch song - Flame on! Fantastic Four Cartoon 1994 Rap Marvel Johnny Storm
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They removed bisexuals from the stonewall monument website. How long until the website is just “stonewall is something that happened. I guess” because they cut every group out.
#I know for a damn fact that NPS employees at stonewall are doing all they can to fight back against this bs#they’re trying to censor shit at every national park now
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#this reminds me of the time in like 2nd grade when this one boy walked around the playground perimeter with me#and taught me all the cuss words bc I told him I didn’t know them😅#(very sheltered; I legitimately didn’t know)
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it does still make me insane specifically how many queer people lovingly embrace astrology. I went to a poetry workshop yesterday that was genuinely quite good but also included an option to disclose astrology designations during introductions and so many people broke out some variation of "I'm a [x] sum but I have a [y] placement and it SHOWS" girl no it doesn't. that's meaningless correlation you completely invented the causation
#lmaooo I have pink hair and enjoy rocks and crystals so the struggle is real#the assumption that I’m into astrology and woo woo crystal shit
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Omg this is perfect 🥹
FYI: If the day ends in “Y” there’s a 99% chance I’m still thinking about Texacali and the fact they’re LITERALLY red/blue gays.
Anyway, here I am channeling some wish fulfillment regarding the state of the country and the world into my blorbos. If these two can find common ground and learn to get along, is it possible to fix our problems in the end? (Spoiler alert: probably not, we’re pretty fucked. But I’m always a dreamer)
Heavily inspired by this song:
Other version under the cut.
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