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cant live without you wip

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headcannon that legolas is an absolute god at making flower crowns because he grew up decorating thranduil's as it changed each season

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aragorn the type of guy to sit in the front seat on the bus and talk to the driver

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when is legolas finding the time to braid his hair. like i know that shit got fucked up after every battle. imagine boromir getting increasingly annoyed at legolas for doing his hair every morning and gimli and aragorn defending him because they know the importance of hair/braids to elves

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Top 5 Tips to befriend the Greenwood Elves (especially the royal family) according to Glorfindel.

Treat their sarcasm / sass / passive aggressiveness like an extremely unique regional dialect. Accept they're ‘just like that’ and it is not necessarily a reaction to you specifically. 

Say the first thing that comes to your mind. It's better to say something out loud and immediately go “Oh wait no. That isn’t what I meant. One second, I’ll try that again” than spend several minutes coming up with the ‘perfect’ response. They don’t trust the ‘perfect’ response. 

Be okay with being told ‘no.’ You will hear it often. Don't argue when you get told ‘no’, accept it and move on. Maybe next time you’ll get a different answer. 

Give them (and their culture) the benefit of the doubt. They’re an ancient, respectable, and wise culture. They probably have very different ways of doing things, but clearly it works well for them, and you can probably learn a thing or two if you’re respectful and pay attention.  

DO NOT! LIE! TO THEM! DO! NOT! LIE! TO! THEM! They will know. They will always know. Maybe not right away, but sooner rather than later, they will find out you lied. And they will hold a grudge. Forever.  

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René Gruau (Italian, 1909–2004) - Femme à la robe blanche

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Nein, das sind keine Genusfehler. Mein Deutsch ist perfekt, diese Tisch ist einfach transgender.

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The funniest part of the LOTR movies is Legolas. This man has like five lines total across all three movies but sometimes they'll zero in on his face during a big scene and he's having the BEST reactions. It gets better when he's in the back of a shot judging everyone around him. Orlando Bloom was doing the MOST

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You cannot convince me Jack did not ghost wrote this

Bonus:

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i can proudly say i was a john walker fan before this movie dropped btw i get bragging rights about him

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YES the Thunderbolts have a fantastic team as family dynamic, yes they are living in Avengers tower, yes history is repeating itself and 2012 tower fics are so back. BUT!

instead of "Alexei eating poptarts" or "Yelena in the vents", we must come up with new headcanons and make history

Bob always does normal domestic chores, often getting in the way of important missions and spy business. "All I'm saying is Bucky is our best sniper" "It would be a much quieter assassination if I just slipped into the condo and cut his—" "Hey sorry guys, anyone have laundry? I'm doing a load"

Yelena and her guinea pig always eat meals together at the dining table. Everyone has their Chinese food or barbeque, meanwhile the rodent is loudly munching on a salad right beside them

Bucky is the mom and always keeps them on track. "Ava you have a dentist appointment in the morning, and bring Bob so they can add him to the insurance. Lena how was therapy? Alexei, I said no vodka until dinner"

Alexei is always coming up with new promotional ideas for the team. Cartoon tv show, cereal, toothpaste flavour...every day he thinks he's come up with the next big thing. Whenever they actually get put into production (Wheaties) he collects and saves it, and won't let anyone use a different product. (He threw out Yelena's frosted flakes and it took both Bucky and John to get her to stop attacking him)

Ava likes to phase and sneak attack her teammates at random. She claims it's for training but really she just thinks it's funny hearing them scream

John gets blamed for everything, even if it isn't his fault. Especially if it isn't his fault: "who ate the last bagel?" "John." "Where's my hair straightener?" "John had it." "Whose turn is it to unload the dishwasher?" "Johnnnn"

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I think the choice is clear

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LOKI | 2X02: BREAKING BRAD + TUMBLR REACTIONS

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eldritch green lantern ideas:

ring slowly starts fusing with the finger it's on until one day the finger just glows, there's no more ring

bleeding green (duh)

so willful that reality tends to bend around them in small instances, like coffee always being warm or never having to wait for the elevator, or someone nearby tripping

the ring stops translating other languages because they just start understanding/speaking them eventually

the constructs chosen by Earth Lanterns stop looking like Earth items and more alien, older, ancient

Lanterns slowly forgetting to take off their uniforms and just start wearing them all the time

separating them from their ring will cause very, very bad things to happen

not eating or drinking for several days, then several weeks, then several months at a time without noticing

unintentionally feeding (mentally) off of strong-willed people, and even encouraging disagreement just to sit in the middle of it and feel something almost warm again

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What Loki says: If we don't follow these basic specifications our lives will be in needless danger on this quest.

What Thor hears: ...blah, blah, blah. 💕 Proper name. Place name. 💞♡💞 Little brother stuff... 💓💝

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Kevin's like a vampire. He can only infodump abt history if you invite him to first