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I just found the funniest pen sets and I can't stop thinking about them LMAO
**For the people asking I bought the pen sets HERE
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Kendrick Lamar performed “Not Like Us” SIX TIMES at The Pop Out concert in LA. 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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peach slab pie with candied pecan no-churn ice cream
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She'll fuck me if I cook good enough I know it
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“When a person tells you you hurt them, you don’t get to decide you didn’t.”
— Louis C.K.
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— Passage from The Atlas Six by Olivie Blake
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Vivaldi on his deathbed in 1741: please, put it into my will that the first movement of my Spring concerto can only be used to indicate fancy settings in cartoons or as hold music for the absolute worst call centres.
Vivaldi's lawyer: Antonio what the FUCK does this mean
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half joking but i think its a very real phenomenon that like. weve switched from black coffee and harsh cigarettes to cinnamon crunch frappucinnos and cotton candy flavored vapes.... not everything needs to be a maddening hedonistic explosion of pleasure.... more to say on this later.... let me sort my thoughts out.......
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