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literally anything could happen to my body and if there were blood in my underwear later i would be like, "oh, that explains it". insomnia. manic episodes. stigmata. my period feels like a plausible explanation for any of these things.

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i learned about Tim Wong who successfully and singlehandedly repopulated the rare California Pipevine Swallowtail butterfly in San Francisco. In the past few years, he’s cultivated more than 200 pipevine plants (their only food source) and gives thousands of caterpillars to his local Botanical Garden (x)

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but if i gave up on being silly i wouldn't know how to be alive

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unsung benefit i think a lot of ppl are sleeping on with using the public library is that i think its a great replacement for the dopamine hit some ppl get from online shopping. it kind of fills that niche of reserving something that you then get to anticipate the arrival of and enjoy when it arrives, but without like, the waste and the money.

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A moment before disaster

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John used all his simussy in that line

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"one hand on the gas release from the start" uhhh huhhhh and where was your other hand. freak

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so could we say that shitty finance guy’s phone was bu—

his phone was b—

his phone was bugged

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James Whistler (American, 1834-1903) - Nocturne in Black and Gold - The Falling Rocket - c.1875

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i dont think i was put on this earth to spend 40 hours a week doing any one thing

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Dragons Fucking Car I (Relief), 2016     Jon Rafman

White Carrara Marble 152 x 126 x 20 cm 59 7/8 x 49 5/8 x 7 7/8 in                                    

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Reblog to give prev's boob a squeeze

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oh toph you will always be iconic

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a tragedy in two parts

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it's cool how these cost almost as much as my house