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it’s too late, the ocean goblin got to him

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I really like this meme, guys

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i don’t know but i’m down to go murder someone for no reason

I had a dream. I was in a prestigious high school and in the middle class. Not too smart, not too dumb, not too popular, not unknown. People have mediocre expectations for me.

I'm fine with that.

But one night, I decided to kill someone. I didn't know them personally and Vice versa. I just... decided to hit them in the head. With a bat. I took the precautions to wear gloves and dark clothes but the saw my face. I thought that it wouldn't matter and left them for dead.

Then, for some reason, they called my house. The student didn't know it was my house. They were desperate for help. My dad answered the call and was contemplating calling the police. He gave the phone to me.

I said: "Hello. I'm your classmate from ******* High School. Is there something wrong?" I made my voice a little higher than usual. I made sure to limit the amount of knowledge that she knew about me as to not figure out it was me.

But she went silent.

Me: "Hello?"

I knew. I knew that the bitch figured out who I was. I hoped that she would get ran over.

Then, I re-imagined the situation. This time, I had a mask and took away her phone. I had successfully eliminated her.

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Glimmer is my favorite She-Ra character because she’s a pink princess with sparkle powers named Glimmer but left unattended she WILL commit war crimes

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It’s hard being ace and experiencing strong aesthetic attraction because I’ll look at a cute person and think, momentarily, “is this sexual attraction?” but then I’ll look at a neatly organized bookshelf and feel the same way, and I’m almost completely sure that I don’t want to have sex with a bookshelf.

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ITS THE FUCKING FIRST DAY OF JUNE THE FUCK

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i’m still not over the world war tea part

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Reblog if you think a woman can be complete without children

Y’ALL HAVE TIME TO REBLOG THIS. IT TAKES LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS.

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i got conflict avoidant and like,, yeah,,

hey yall I didn’t want to have to do work for my online classes so i made a uquiz instead. answer some questions and i’ll tell u what aspect of your personality annoys me the most

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MY NEIGHBOUR JUST TOLD ME THAT I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO FIND AT LEAST 100 NON HOMOPHOBIC PEOPLE.

LET'S PROVE HIM WRONG !!!

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the thing about fictional characters is they're so straightforward to know. you pick up the book and read the book and you know them. and real people are so much more difficult to read, because nothing's written down, and learning their story is complicated and unguaranteed.

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IM CRYIN G

This is what anime sounds like to our parents

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Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

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Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.

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#GiveKarmaShinies2k20 !!

I’ve figured out why I always thought Karma was missing something in his face.

So you know how in AssClass everyone has a shine in their eyes?

WELL WHERE TF IS KARMA’S SHINIES?!

It’s just colour no white circle shinies or anything.

Even Karasuma gets shinies.

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In this world, depression is seen as a bad trait. Those with symptoms are given a permanent mark on their forehead so that anyone will know. Every last day of each month is “Deletion Day”, where any person with the mark is deleted so that their bad trait doesn’t spread to their descendants.

You got your mark after your classmate told the teacher you’d been crying in the bathroom. The end of the month is approaching- and you’re not willing to give in to deletion.