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love when something is about something else

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(to the tune of mary had a little lamb): mary had a little lamb

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evil bruno mars i’d throw a grenade at you

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the thing about having a job is i just don’t want to do it. Sorry

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lets all go FUCK here

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as the target audience of sandwiches,

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I like the idea of grey aliens having crazy frantic sex without any erogenous zones or sex organs. Like just jumping up and down on each others heads and pulling each other around by the feet

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let’s listen to mama

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I'm going dark bloke

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i hope a ceiling fan falls on the empty spot in the bed next to you and it starts understanding your needs

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thank you mom

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a red spy is in the base

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The only adhd tips that actually work:

1. Never tell anyone what you're planning to do until you do it (you will get a premature dopamine hit and sense of accomplishment from telling them and lose motivation to actually do it)

2. Never sit down (never sit down)

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